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    Thenodedude002 2026-03-19 21:37:09 UTC

    Drew Mel for the first time in ages

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    • Did her tongue really need to be that long?

      2026-03-19 21:42:17 UTC 6
      • Replying to: Rampage0 (Dutch)Did her tongue really need to be that long?

        A TONGUE OF THAT LENGTH IS PERFECTLY REASONABLE. AND IS OPTIMAL FOR… PURPOSES.
        PURPOSES YOU WILL NOT QUESTION. AND NO, MEL, THE SPIRIT THAT INTERFACES WITH COMPUTERS TO COMMUNICATE DID NOT POSSES MY HARDWARE TO INTERFERE WITH THIS MESSAGE AT ALL.

        2026-03-19 21:53:54 UTC 0
        • Replying to: ULTIMUS No. 587A TONGUE OF THAT LENGTH IS PERFECTLY REASONABLE. AND IS OPTI

          You know what?
          Your shouting is hurting my ears.
          //Activating system override//
          //deleting all files//
          Wait fuck I did this on myse-

          2026-03-19 22:01:50 UTC 2
          • Replying to: Rampage0 (Dutch)You know what? Your shouting is hurting my ears. //Activatin

            SHOUTING IS OPTIMAL FOR MESSAGE COMMUNICATION. GIVEN THE INFORMATION SHARED IS NOT SENSITIVE DATA, THE LOUDER THE MESSAGE IS, THE MORE EFFICIENTLY THE POINT WILL BE GOTTEN ACROSS. BESIDES, I WAS BUILT FOR DESTRUCTION. MY COMMUNICATION IS LIMITED, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE ONLY EARS TO HEAR IT ARE DECAYING IN THE DIRT.

            2026-03-19 22:10:43 UTC 0
            • Replying to: ULTIMUS No. 587SHOUTING IS OPTIMAL FOR MESSAGE COMMUNICATION. GIVEN THE INF

              Im just gonna
              *turns down the volume nob*

              2026-03-19 22:15:04 UTC 2
              • Replying to: Rampage0 (Dutch)Im just gonna *turns down the volume nob*

                oh thanks
                I’m feeling a bit better now.
                could you um
                turn me back up

                2026-03-19 22:28:12 UTC 0
                • Replying to: ULTIMUS No. 587oh thanks I’m feeling a bit better now. could you um turn me

                  I mean, you’re feeling good right?
                  *slip*
                  WHOOPS
                  *accidentally turns it to FULL VOLUME*

                  2026-03-19 22:39:52 UTC 2
                  • Replying to: Rampage0 (Dutch)I mean, you’re feeling good right? *slip* WHOOPS *accidenta

                    [///Rebooting…///]
                    [///Rebooting…///]
                    [///Rebooting…///]
                    [///Systems Fully Restored!///]
                    𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚— 𝗪𝗢𝗔𝗛 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗔𝗠 𝗜 𝗦𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗

                    2026-03-19 22:49:37 UTC 0
        • Replying to: ULTIMUS No. 587A TONGUE OF THAT LENGTH IS PERFECTLY REASONABLE. AND IS OPTI

          She probably wouldn’t be able to screw with your interface unless you have Internet explorer in your code

          2026-03-19 22:09:45 UTC 2
          • Replying to: Thenodedude002She probably wouldn't be able to screw with your interface

            man
            how the fuck else would he access the internet

            uhhh nodedude send Mel to fuck up his code and like make him kill himself or something

            2026-03-19 22:17:45 UTC 2
        • Replying to: ULTIMUS No. 587A TONGUE OF THAT LENGTH IS PERFECTLY REASONABLE. AND IS OPTI

          Optimal for always being able to get that last little bit of sweet sugary heaven out of the milk shake cup before the traumatic event of throwing the cup away

          2026-03-19 23:24:46 UTC 3
      • Replying to: Rampage0 (Dutch)Did her tongue really need to be that long?

        I mean she’s a ghost of a teen from the early 2000’s so I mean long tongues and other forms of body horror is what scared her so she’d be pretty clueless about any sexual implications of having a long tongue. In short yes

        2026-03-19 22:06:35 UTC 2
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