Game journalists be like “hmmmm really super duper cool horro game with a xenomorph that hears you through your mic that’s a 5.9 from me fuck you lol” but then they lwk “hmmmmmm full ass movie where you can just not touch the controller at all for multiple parts of the game and be absolutely fine with nostalgia bait and dialogue that gives life is strange competition for most cringe teen dialogue ever that looks like a 10/10!”