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    Eclipse (Brady) 2026-06-04 18:36:35 UTC

    Here’s something from a song that out of context it’s kinda weird
    “No, no, don’t touch me there”
    Is what I told my uncle, but he didn’t seem to care
    It’s my secret little spot and I don’t wanna share
    “No, no, don’t touch me there”
    So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
    That all they need to do is this one simple rule
    It’s “No, no, don’t touch me there”
    Is what I told my pastor when he’s playing with my hair
    It tickles, and I’m little, and it really isn’t fair
    Here’s the facts
    My square is not for pats
    I can count to 32, and I’m friends with all my cats
    I’m a smart guy in a dumb situation
    And nobody’s gettin’ off at my no, no station
    Hi, my name is Juicy
    I like hangin’ with my friends and sippin’ apple goosey
    Eatin’ lots of burbers and hangin’ with my groupies
    If you talkin’ shit, I’ma pull up with the uzi!
    Sorry
    I got, I got a little carried away
    “No, no, don’t touch me there”
    Is what I told the cabbie when I couldn’t pay the fare
    And also while you’re at it, can you quit the creepy stare?
    “No, no, don’t touch me there”
    So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
    That all they need to do is this one simple rule
    It’s “No, no, don’t touch me there”
    It’s a pretty simple concept if you haven’t been aware
    I want to be alone, I don’t want a love affair
    Now listen
    I go to federal prison
    I’m a whole new Juicy, no, no edition
    No competition
    No, no permission
    Keep your hands off, Juicy is not your main mission
    Corners
    Count ’em, four
    You picked the wrong shape for your fingers to explore
    Mr. Nice Guy?
    Well, not anymore
    We can be friends but
    I’m not your damn whore!
    Ha-ha
    Sorry, guys
    I really need to get that under control
    “No, no, don’t touch me there”
    Is what I told my uncle, but he didn’t seem to care
    It’s my secret little spot and I don’t wanna share
    “No, no, don’t touch me there”
    So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
    That all they need to do is this one simple rule
    It’s “No, no, don’t touch me there”
    Keep your gross old hands off my no, no square
    Um
    Hi, my name is Juicyfruitsnacks
    I’m a convicted felon for the three
    Counts of desecration of grave sites
    Two counts of public nudity
    One time for pissing in the park
    I am a public menace and I need to be stopped
    Please if anyone can hear this put me down
    I’m a danger to you and everyone you love
    “No, no, don’t touch me there”
    Is what I told my uncle, but he didn’t seem to care
    It’s my secret little spot and I don’t wanna share

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