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    The Creaturesubscriberocciferuc-winner-lvl2pro-noderfeatured-lvl2 2026-07-17 01:44:50 UTC

    animals with unbridled hatred towards everything that moves will never not be equally funny and scary because dude you weigh 2 pennies and eat flower buds why do you have neurotoxic spikes containing incurable venom that upon entering someone’s bloodstream instantly sloughs their skin off and then makes their lungs explode while also being the exact color of the ground

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    • You know what else is also equally scary and funny
      A tree that has its own natural grenades

      2026-07-17 01:47:16 UTC 5
      • Replying to: Project SticknodesYou know what else is also equally scary and funny A tree th

        I know you’re talking about the sandbox tree but let’s address the manchineel
        the thing has sap that kills you if you drink it
        fruit that kills you if you eat it
        bark that melts your skin if you touch it
        leaves that melt your skin if you touch it
        and to TOP IT ALL OFF if it’s raining you can’t even STAND UNDER IT because the rain mixes with the toxin and melts your skin if it touches you

        2026-07-17 01:52:21 UTC 5
        • Replying to: The CreatureI know you’re talking about the sandbox tree but let’s addre

          Basically the tree is just a death trap upon interaction

          2026-07-17 03:09:21 UTC 1
    • survival of the fittest! kids learned this in fifth grade or so! but in undertale terms, “IT’S KILL OR BE KILLED”

      2026-07-17 01:50:07 UTC 5
    • What did I js read bro 💔

      2026-07-17 02:10:40 UTC 2