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    Trolloner 2026-07-20 18:09:58 UTC

    I had nothing important to do so I wrote a rap battle between Maldur & Scout. This is the first part. I’ll finish the second part when I can.

    (Maldur, versus, Scout)

    (Maldurs Turn)

    So they gave me something I couldn’t chew then. Someone that can understand.
    SOMEONE made of brass at Hand!

    So tell me, a monarch amongst us
    How does it feel to lose her?
    After all is within this.
    I suppose one can understand the concept of Time although a bit of fuss.
    Are you looking for a cause?
    I wouldn’t know how to move with such cuts.
    Are you ready to face your sins for what you sought?

    Come on, friend.
    Reboot the Core!
    Are you gon’ snake out seeing behind the door?
    Your actions speak more than before.
    Could you tell her?
    Speak to me, tell me what you want to restore.

    Knock knock! Who’s there?
    Nothing more than Fear.
    Seems your stuck within your own Hellscape
    What if you weren’t here next year?
    Oh, Dear. I guess that made it very clear.
    I guess she’ll serve me as a souvenir.

    (Scouts Turn)

    And I saw exactly what I dreaded to see
    And you want that to come with some herb tea?
    Let me compute what you couldn’t foresee.

    Born as an invasive species in their own cocoon
    Was that too soon?
    Your friends were older than you
    Maybe that’s why you hang out with Yuu.
    I know how your forms were sewed.
    The pursuit?
    The Galloo?
    Greed with need.
    Your maw on the food, your defenses
    were being chewed.
    YOU can’t make me forget them.

    Maybe that’s why you fucked them.
    You never knew.
    You proved yourself to be a little kid.
    That’s kinda cute.
    Enough of this shit.
    Come face me you fat Prick.

    Feasting on the meek, chasing the weak.
    It’ll never amount enough
    you fucking black freak.
    You’ll never accumulate anything for a week.
    You cannot handle any critique,
    You’d rather grab them & shriek instead of letting them speak.
    Maybe you can decide what happens next.

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