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The infamous virus, “The White”, has had a resurge, taking the town Nodeburg under a brutal sky of red blood. StickHelmet suggests complete isolation and shoot the heads of anyone with white glowing eyes and bloody mouth. The locals are already rising at weapons against the zombies, reports claim that the infection have taken 342 infected and 187 casualties, and forces are already being deployed

On other news, the known owner of our channel, Thepivotman1, continues his presidential campaign.

Sean reported missing! Where he went? Who took him? Is he alive? Stay tuned, in Sticknews Channel 5 for more exclusive news!