𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬

|| Sticknews CH5 fading away ||

Ever since the mysterious disappearance of the Pivotman, CH5 has been slowly fading into obscurity since the Pivotman was the main person keeping the channel alive. Rumors spread that StickTV (the company that broadcasts and owns CH5) has been planning to turn the channel into a weather station, and a broadcast network that only plays the horribly received \”Godzilla\” (1998). Who knows what the future holds for CH5.

𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬

|| A tragedy at the dock ||

It was a normal morning in stick… place, and the local fishers were trying to catch the illusive 1$ cod, when suddenly multiple fishers began going to the dock to fish, and one after the other began getting eaten by a shark. They are still currently doing it… for some reason.

|| The \”Mad Cheese man\” ||

Yesterday a very strange anomaly was discovered and pointed out by Channel 5. A default stickfigure has gained the nickname; \”the mad cheeseman\” after eating so much cheese, that it caused the city to lag. \”I eat cheese every day\” he says. \”I eat, stick. It\’s what I do.\” Very strange man, but if it makes him happy, he should go with it.