Sticknews Channel 5
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Pinned by Thepivotman1 on 2025-09-29 03:52:47 UTC
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Sticknews channel 5 is no longer being aired because several of the stickmen in the news footage sued us, the reason being that we used their images without their consent, we had no money after the lawsuit and all news recordings were destroyed to prevent potential lawsuits in the future.
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𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬
|| Sticknews CH5 fading away ||
Ever since the mysterious disappearance of the Pivotman, CH5 has been slowly fading into obscurity since the Pivotman was the main person keeping the channel alive. Rumors spread that StickTV (the company that broadcasts and owns CH5) has been planning to turn the channel into a weather station, and a broadcast network that only plays the horribly received “Godzilla” (1998). Who knows what the future holds for CH5.
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ok
2025-12-30 02:30:48 UTC-
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damn we fell off ( i cant make animations anymore )
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wot happened?
2025-08-28 06:19:12 UTC
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we need some news
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What are we thinking? Chaotic stuff or just normal things
2025-08-21 19:50:20 UTC-
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chaotic stuff, no normal things are happening in the city
2025-08-21 20:14:23 UTC-
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After thinking for two m̶i̶n̶u̶t̶e̶s̶ hours I thought of something great. A war between all the types of stickfigures that are in the base game. (Default, classic, cha fighter, blackhead, etc)
2025-08-21 22:05:04 UTC-
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“breaking news, a war just started because of the defaults trying to see who is better”
2025-08-21 22:15:34 UTC -
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Shit I didn’t realize i accidentally said blackhead instead of blockhead
2025-08-24 00:31:05 UTC
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I mean..
Ozzy Osborne hasn’t revived yet
2025-08-21 20:32:33 UTC
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Newspaper test 2
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absolute news
2025-08-20 23:27:50 UTC
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dead we need some news
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more news:
Default working at power plant touched the red button: nobody has energy now-
homer simpson ahh
2025-08-17 21:52:59 UTC -
User Banned
Where’s Mr. Burns?
2025-08-18 04:40:03 UTC
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join us so idk we can make some (fictional) newspapers
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do I have to be reminded of my sins against the log every day?
2025-08-17 01:23:22 UTC-
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yes
2025-08-17 01:25:05 UTC -
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we could do like a daily log but from things that happen in the city (a newspaper basically)
2025-08-17 01:25:52 UTC
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more news: a cemetery is being built but it will cost 5000$ to bury a person here.
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Nice 1940s ford panal van
2025-08-17 01:12:19 UTC-
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it comes from a pack of vehicles lol
2025-08-17 01:16:18 UTC -
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but i like the style so i might make my own
2025-08-17 01:16:31 UTC
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Yellow stickguys
2025-08-17 07:49:13 UTC-
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lol you made me realize they dont look like construction helmets at all
2025-08-17 08:10:16 UTC
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Newspaper test
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blahblahblahblablahblahblahblahblahblahblahblablahblahblahblah blahblahblahblablahblahblahblahblahblahblahblablahblahblahblah
very useful information for the 2028 election2025-08-16 22:23:38 UTC
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R.I.P to all the people that die in the news, because the city doesnt have a cemetery
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Simple solution, just nuke the city, should clean them up
2025-08-16 22:51:27 UTC-
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how about we actually do something good for the people of the city?
2025-08-16 23:39:25 UTC -
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* gets shot in the back *
2025-08-16 23:39:36 UTC
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i could make newspapers in paint with a times new roman font
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𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬
|| A tragedy at the dock ||
It was a normal morning in stick… place, and the local fishers were trying to catch the illusive 1$ cod, when suddenly multiple fishers began going to the dock to fish, and one after the other began getting eaten by a shark. They are still currently doing it… for some reason.
|| The \”Mad Cheese man\” ||
Yesterday a very strange anomaly was discovered and pointed out by Channel 5. A default stickfigure has gained the nickname; \”the mad cheeseman\” after eating so much cheese, that it caused the city to lag. \”I eat cheese every day\” he says. \”I eat, stick. It\’s what I do.\” Very strange man, but if it makes him happy, he should go with it.
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R.I.P
2025-08-16 00:25:19 UTC -
also the news reporter got hit with a bat
2025-08-16 00:25:46 UTC
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🗞️NEWS!🗞️
Everyone (me) decided that we should have newspapers.
So, allow this to be the first.
Stickfigure posts today:
17 stks posted today (including one of mine)! Wow! We’ve been busy!
The highest rated post so far is a three way tie between https://sticknodes.com/sticks/watchman-of-doom-movieclip-2-nodemc/
https://sticknodes.com/sticks/bri-bri-bicus-dicus-bombicus-movieclip-nodemc/
and
https://sticknodes.com/sticks/the-atrociraptor-squad-movieclip-nodemc/
It’s quite a tight race eh?! Anyways.
GENERAL NEWS!
Jerell was found to be a bad jerell the other day :[
How could you jerell :[
Although, as far as I have seen, today wasn’t that eventful.
RANDOM FACT OF THE DAY:
A newspaper, by definition is “a printed publication (usually issued daily or weekly) consisting of folded unstapled sheets and containing news, feature articles, advertisements, and correspondence.“ The more you know.
ART: (yes I’m kinda copying the log with this one lol)
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.o.! Mines on there:D
2025-08-15 23:48:11 UTC-
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you do genuinely good work DOMM :]
2025-08-16 00:36:59 UTC-
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Thank you:)
2025-08-16 00:56:04 UTC-
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2025-08-16 01:20:31 UTC
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This is basically a cheap knock-off of the Site Log.
Ordinarily if this kind of thing had a set of features to make it unique and engaging, I wouldn’t have any issue with it, but seeing the same sort of things we post recycled into this poorly formatted post is just insulting to what we’ve been doing on the SL for years.
I’m not going to ask you to take this down, but do not post this stuff again.
If you want to make contributions to news, you could just apply to the SL, for more information, check the group.
2025-08-15 23:50:54 UTC-
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im sorry lemon :[
sticknodes dude suggested a newspaper :[
I didnt mean to rip y’all off :[
I just wanted to do the newspaper thing :[[[[
I apologize, lemon :[[[[[[[[[
2025-08-16 00:03:00 UTC-
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i tried to format it cool im just not really good with formatting :[
2025-08-16 00:04:44 UTC -
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i forgot to say this but i meant fictional newspapers like “stickman destroys toilet because of tacobell”
2025-08-16 00:07:11 UTC-
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ohhhhhh
2025-08-16 00:10:38 UTC
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Alright, I see where you’re coming from.
Most of the post was arranged a little poorly but overall, you seem to understand what kinds of things we cover over at the Site Log. I think you’d make a fine addition to the team, if you’d be interested in joining?
2025-08-16 00:25:39 UTC-
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0_0!!!!
I’d love to!!!!!
That is, if joining includes a crash course in post formatting lol 😄
However, if i make a post, it probably wouldnt be up to date past like, idk ~8:00 EST US, cause i go to sleep around then :]
But anyways, I appreciate the offer, and would be delighted to be on the SN log team :]
And also thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for even considering me ♥️2025-08-16 00:34:00 UTC-
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Glad to hear it !
We have a range of different format detailing to provide you everything you need, although you can feel free to go ahead and mention me at any time.
If you send an invite to this group, you will find everything you need there.
🔗 https://sticknodes.com/groups/sitelogofficiatechat/2025-08-16 00:44:36 UTC
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2025-08-16 00:49:07 UTC
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i feel like we should send invites
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Can do!
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oh wait can’t do
apparently that’s down cause brb ment like a month apparently.
@ralph I’m talking to you2025-08-15 23:15:48 UTC-
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when will it be back?!?!?
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m8 its been down for years lol
2025-08-15 23:25:26 UTC-
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wait
i just havent checked it for years
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maybe
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you could fix it
please
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Can you add me in the new
2025-08-16 04:29:57 UTC-
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?
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oh wait i understand now
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like in the news paper or something?
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we should do newspapers too
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No.
2025-08-16 01:26:43 UTC-
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i meant fictional ones
2025-08-16 02:01:17 UTC-
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Yes.
2025-08-16 02:29:53 UTC
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