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*Bald boi sitting on the couch*
Strange voice: follow my voice, my child
*Bald boi walks into the kitchen*
Chef Boiardee: get inside me
Bald boi: no
Chef Boiardee: get inside me or else I’ll kill you
Bald boi: oh okay
*Bald boi goes in T H E – C H E F *
Bald boi: yes the noodles feel so good with these meatballs
Chef Boiardee: yes feel the vibrations
Bald boi: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it is like quicksand mmmmmmmmmm
*Bald boi falls into dark place*
Bald boi: I am falling
*2 hours later*
*Bald boi is back in kitchen*
Bald boi: thank you chef Boiardee
Chef Boiardee: your welcome, my child
*chef sinks into the floor*
*2 years later*
Bald boi: I have only eaten Chef Boiardee for 2 years, my friends don’t like me anymore, but I don’t need them, because I have, my Chef Boiardee
AAAAAAAA this was a random story AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m going to have nightmares
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Wow, atleast somebody knows who Pamtri is.
B E C A U S E – W E ‘ R E – T I G H T E R – T H A N – B A R K – O N – A – T R E E
S A N T I A G O
Y o u s t u p i d s n a i l
I – A M – T I R E D – O F – Y O U R – N A S T Y – B E H A V I O R
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Oh god, my spelling messed that up.