Replying to:CookieInTheFaceYou better. *he walks out into the open where you see a suit
“Hmm the scanners decteded no demons earlier still I have my standerd equipment I should be fine up to royal demons
Ramox activates the metal cst like structure
Replying to:CookieInTheFaceCookie: Still be careful. They can rip titanium.
*You here
The cat jumps into sections ready to fight as Ramox loads his shotgun
“Ramox to base I have found an armored person in the territory but there are demons around us, it will be awhile before I can deliver the package back to base over,”
Replying to:Ramoxfire V2The demons jump out in hoards as the three warriors fight fo
Cookie: They *he dodges a foot* don’t! *he he slices the demon then the sword dissolves, cookie then summons a ball of the shadow beam and throws it at a demons neck, the ball explodes and kills the first demon*
Replying to:CookieInTheFaceCookie: They *he dodges a foot* don't! *he he slices the de
The metal cat rushes fourth giving you time to escape
Ramox runs through throwing grenades everywhere
“Come on if you want to live I got a rescue ship here!”
Replying to:Ramoxfire V2Ramox picks up both you and the metal cat ands runs for his
Cookie: We can’t let them loose! *he jumps out of your hold and charges back out, all you see is blood, purple flashes, and huge ass dogs biting at what looks like the air*
Replying to:CookieInTheFaceCookie: We can't let them loose! *he jumps out of your hold
Ramox:”THEN ILL BRING THE PLACE DOWN!” He charges a oblivion bombs places it in his core twists somthing and fires his laser arm destroying it but the demons are evaporating or blowing up
Replying to:CookieInTheFace*Cookie flies out of the explosion covered in blood*
Cookie
“Look it was that or wait for them to regenerate now let’s go because my metal arm needs time to repair itself, I just hope the infection dosent spread farther”
Replying to:CookieInTheFaceCookie: they don't regenerate. And infection? What?
“My metal limbs it’s a techno virus from awhile back I’m the only person who has it and unless you want to exchange blood you won’t get it” “anyhow are you coming or not?”
Replying to:CookieInTheFaceFor? And why? I'm jus' a guy in a suit fighting off demons
“Gauntlet my personal military operations program we do a lot of fighting demons but we also deal with threats to our universe and other extra dimensional threats and aliens
Ramox leads you to a room with several people
The machine cat
A tank
A person with spike hair and a sniper rifle
A yellow fully machine looking Ramox
A destiny captain and a halo spartan
“Welcome this is everyone
Replying to:CookieInTheFace"Hi. I'm cookie. *his helmet flipped into his suit infinit
“The tank looks up and “bows”(because it’s hard to do that when your body mass is in your arms) and says hellos i am jack
The machine cat just stands there the yellow code person Ramox introduces himself as codex” I’m the brains of the operations”
The captain grunts and says “I am tarek weapons expert and the spartan says” I’m hedrox the armor expert”
Replying to:Ramoxfire V2“The tank looks up and “bows”(because it’s hard to do that w
The sniper starts a wired dance and starts quoting video games and says” hey howdy yo I’m Jax Ramoxes right hand man!” Then continues his dance
Ramox just sighs in aggravation
Replying to:Ramoxfire V2He dives for your mountain of tacos
Cookie gets triggered and he tackles Jax, he throws him to the wall and starts punching his face, then, codex starts beating up Ramox and then Hedrox helped cookie beat up Jax and then someone from the chaos yelled “R I O T ! “
Ramox:”if only this blasted thing will work with me”
Cookie: “HEY!! WHAT IS THAT—Uh… person!?” *he steps out from behind the wall*
Cookie: “You shouldn’t be messing with that!”
*you both hear a loud screach that sounds like a demon*
(And by loud I mean ear rape)
“Hey I have this under control AND WHAT IS THAT SOUND”
You better. *he walks out into the open where you see a suit glowing dark purple*
Cookie: also that sound is one of the many demons from these parts.
“Hmm the scanners decteded no demons earlier still I have my standerd equipment I should be fine up to royal demons
Ramox activates the metal cst like structure
*cat
Cookie: Still be careful. They can rip titanium.
*You here another ear rape screech and then a thud*
Cookie: Something is here. *his visor flips on and he summons his shadow beams*
The cat jumps into sections ready to fight as Ramox loads his shotgun
“Ramox to base I have found an armored person in the territory but there are demons around us, it will be awhile before I can deliver the package back to base over,”
Stay close, their necks are their weak spot. *the swerving shadow beam turns into a blade*
The demons jump out in hoards as the three warriors fight for their lives
“Ark!, when do theses things end!”
Cookie: They *he dodges a foot* don’t! *he he slices the demon then the sword dissolves, cookie then summons a ball of the shadow beam and throws it at a demons neck, the ball explodes and kills the first demon*
The metal cat rushes fourth giving you time to escape
Ramox runs through throwing grenades everywhere
“Come on if you want to live I got a rescue ship here!”
Cookie: Get your robot animal out of h— *one of the demons step on it, taking off a leg and breaking one, but the animal is still alive*
Ramox picks up both you and the metal cat ands runs for his dear life with you
Cookie: We can’t let them loose! *he jumps out of your hold and charges back out, all you see is blood, purple flashes, and huge ass dogs biting at what looks like the air*
Ramox:”THEN ILL BRING THE PLACE DOWN!” He charges a oblivion bombs places it in his core twists somthing and fires his laser arm destroying it but the demons are evaporating or blowing up
While the ruins crumble
*Cookie flies out of the explosion covered in blood*
Cookie: seriously?
“Look it was that or wait for them to regenerate now let’s go because my metal arm needs time to repair itself, I just hope the infection dosent spread farther”
Cookie: they don’t regenerate. And infection? What?
“My metal limbs it’s a techno virus from awhile back I’m the only person who has it and unless you want to exchange blood you won’t get it” “anyhow are you coming or not?”
Cookie: Oh. But yeah, lets go.
On the ride back you aproceh a city so large and advanced for most of everyone it simply dose not compute
But cookie was used to this stuff B E C A U S E H E I S O N E O F T H E M O S T F U T U R I S T I C C H A R E C T A R! So he looked around, bored
Cookie: I’m bored. Can we get some tacos?
“Sure also prepare for crash landing “
Cookie: Hah. No. *he jumps out of the plane in his suit*
Then is suddenly teleported to a control. With a tall blue haired man with a leaders beard
With Ramox beside him snickering
Hi…Mr. Nice beard you got there.
Hello I’m Aroxfire or Arox depending on what your formal standerd is I personally don’t care
I am the emporer of this city and wish to recruit you
For? And why? I’m jus’ a guy in a suit fighting off demons.
“Gauntlet my personal military operations program we do a lot of fighting demons but we also deal with threats to our universe and other extra dimensional threats and aliens
“Ok. I accept your request.”
“Do you wish for the orientation or do you want to start now?”
“What do you mean orientation?”
“We introduce you to the rest of Gauntlet squad with Ramox as their leader”
“Then yes, orientation.”
Ramox leads you to a room with several people
The machine cat
A tank
A person with spike hair and a sniper rifle
A yellow fully machine looking Ramox
A destiny captain and a halo spartan
“Welcome this is everyone
(Tank as in zombie tank class)
“Hi. I’m cookie. *his helmet flipped into his suit infinity war iron man style*”
“The tank looks up and “bows”(because it’s hard to do that when your body mass is in your arms) and says hellos i am jack
The machine cat just stands there the yellow code person Ramox introduces himself as codex” I’m the brains of the operations”
The captain grunts and says “I am tarek weapons expert and the spartan says” I’m hedrox the armor expert”
The sniper starts a wired dance and starts quoting video games and says” hey howdy yo I’m Jax Ramoxes right hand man!” Then continues his dance
Ramox just sighs in aggravation
“Hedrox, I have a feeling we will get along.”
“From your armor I agree”
“Hm.” *his armor retracts into a watch and he sits down a chair away from Hedrox* these chairs are comfy. I’m hungry. Can we get Taco Bell?
Heridox hands you a Taco Bell bag as they all dig in for lunch
*in a minute cookie was done*
Cookie: Me still hungry. *his Irish-sounding accent annoyed Jax*
(Jax can’t get annoyed or be serious) but it annoys codex with flips a lever burying you in tacos
*cookies head appears through the millions of tacos*
Cookie: Thank you, codex. *he starts munching down on the tacos* I haven’t ate in a week.
“Welcome “
*the munching fills the quiet room, then, Jax reached for a taco and then cookie hissed at him, slapping his hand*
Cookie: “NO!” *he goes back to eating*
He dives for your mountain of tacos
Cookie gets triggered and he tackles Jax, he throws him to the wall and starts punching his face, then, codex starts beating up Ramox and then Hedrox helped cookie beat up Jax and then someone from the chaos yelled “R I O T ! “
Then while this is happening it turns to taco Tuesday chaos as all of gauntlet company joins in
Jax: “I POOPED MY PANTIES!”
Cookie: D O N O T T O U C H M E T A C O S ! REEEEEE
Hedrox: I don’t know what we are doing but I am having fun.
Ramox: GET OFF STAY OFF!
Codex: G O T C H A B I T C H !
Arox:”HAVE AT THEE”
The rest of Gauntlet:ARRRRGGGHHHH
Jax: Oh I just farted!
Cookie: LEZ ALL GO AFTER JAX!
the rest of gauntlet: YEAH!
The tanks thoughts: What the literal hell happened? I was thinking about how well I did in the veitnam war
The tanks second thought: oh wait I wasn’t there oh well HAVE AT THEE
Jax: NO WAIT
Jax: AHHHGHHHH
Jax is somehow invincible
The entire gauntlet team other than Jax: DIE DUD!
Ramox joins James side in this chaos
Gauntlet: Reeee
All hell breaks loose because of the legendary golden taco has now apeard
Cookie: hmm taco. *he grabs it and eats it*
Causing everyone to go nuts trying to find another one
Cookie: “What? It was just a taco.”
“It’s one of the golden tacos explains jack it’s the best tasting one”
Jack? Who jack?
“Tank jack explains why am I talking in third person about myself and they want to hunt you down now”
“They wanna kill me?”
“Yes I suggest you run”
Cookie: YE BYE NOW! *suit flips and and he blasts out the the giant window*
You find a closet to hide in with Ramox and Jax who are also hiding for their lives
*jax was crying out of fear*
And Ramox with him
Cookie was quietly biting a taco shell
Also the demons look like this just 5 times bigger: https://retrieverman.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demon-dog.jpg
(Well that is terrifying)
(That’s the point =))
that’s Ravage from Revenge of the Fallen
Yep
Someone here recognizes it
It’s also a project of mine
That’s ravage from Transformers 2
Yep
User Banned
OH S**T
A JPEG!
I’m confused but ok