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    Prestooccifersubscriberpro-noderfeatured-lvl1uc-winner-lvl2 2018-12-17 19:43:54 UTC

    When your waiting for the update to drop on ios.

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    • I think it should be on Wednesday. Don’t worry so much lol.

      2018-12-17 19:57:50 UTC 0
    • When kowolski doesn’t give an analysts

      2018-12-17 20:29:19 UTC 0
    • K. Coming soon

      2018-12-17 20:40:32 UTC 0
    • Racist Woman: I’m gonna say the N-word

      Skipper: THAT’S RACIST YOU CAN’T SAY THE N-WORD

      -Skipper runs over the woman-

      Skipper: Mrs. Obama I’ve done it, I’ve stopped racism!

      Michelle: Thank you Skipper, now I am free to roam this Earth!

      Trump: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! I’m gonna say the N-word!

      Skipper: MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!

      Trump: NIGGAAAAAAAAAAA

      -The White House explodes-

      Skipper: Mrs. Obama are you OK? Where are you?

      Trump: She’s no longer with us Skipper, and with her death, I can say the N-word whenever and however I please

      MLK: Not if I have anything to say about it Trump, and I do! Prepare for my CIVIL RIGHTS BEAM

      -MLK obliterates Trump-

      Trump: Skipper my son, you wouldn’t let me DIE would you?

      Skipper: Shut up, cracker

      -Trump doesn’t feel so good-

      Skipper: Kowalski who’s that man rising from the water in front of us?

      Obama: It is I, B A R A C K O B A M A

      Skipper: Mr. Obama what are you doing here?

      Obama: I’ve come to exact revenge on you penguins for allowing my wife to die at the hands of Trump

      Skipper: But Mr. Obama we did everything we could!

      Obama: I’ve already made up my mind

      Skipper: NO OBAMA, THIS WON’T BRING MICHELLE BACK

      Obama: NIGGAAAAAAAAA

      -The penguins get blown out of the sky-

      Skipper: Skipper’s logs, numba 32; Obama has strucken us out of the sky by saying the N-word

      Kowalski: This just doesn’t make sense Skipper! Obama would never say the N-word!

      Skipper: This doesn’t make sense to me neither Kowalski, but some things you just gotta live with, unless….

      Donald Trump, I should’ve known it was you!

      Trump (Inside Obama’s body): Skipper my son it seems you have figured out my master plan, now that I’m controlling Obama’s body I can say the N-word whenever I please.

      Skipper: So what you’re saying is you’re inside the body of another man

      Trump: Yes, I suppose you could say that

      Skipper: But Mr. Trump, wouldn’t that make you

      G A Y?!

      Trump: No, THIS CAN’T BE

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO -Turns to stone-

      Skipper: Well boys we did it, we’ve stopped racism

      Obama: Hello Skipper

      Skipper: Mr. Obama what are you doing here?

      Obama: I’ve come to congratulate you for your service to our country

      Skipper: No thanks needed Mr. Obama

      Obama: For your many efforts, I now like to reward you with the N-word pass

      Skipper: Mr. Obama, it’s an honor to call you

      M A H N I G G A

      Obama: As to you, my friend.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjt-xRkjFaY

      2018-12-17 23:27:09 UTC 1
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