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I saw the PokΓ©mon Sword and Shield reveal a couple of days ago, and I have a few things to say about it-
*The Region is based off the UK, shout out to you guys.
*Itβs called the Galar Region, but Iβm going to call it the Gallery-gion.
*The male trainer looks dumb, and the female trainer looks adorable.
*The grass starter Grookey looks dumb and has a dumb name.
*The fire starter Scorbunny looks dumb and has a slightly less dumb name.
*The water starter Sobble is freaking adorable as well.Until we see the evolutions, Iβm #TeamSobble. Donβt @ me.


TEAM SCORBUNNY
Water beats fire b!+ch.
Evaporation B1TCH
Ay, a fellow Sobble fan
Only uncultured swines pick the other starters.
None of the starters were Medieval Artifacts, so in my mind, itβs an unplayable game
I mean, we havenβt seen their evolutions yet…
SuN Beiiiiaaacth
Water bottle, beach.
SUN!… Screen… Beatch
That helps resist the sun, though.
Scorbunny has a bandage on its nose, which makes me worry about another Fire/Fighting type.
I came up with the idea of a Grass-type starter thatβs a monkey and uses a stick YEARS before Grookey existed.
I donβt know what Sobble is supposed to be, but I love it and want it.