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Your Local Toaster (Wingidon)
2019-03-16 02:54:13 UTC It was at this moment I found out…
That Ralph oof’d up
(P.S keep going, @raptor99 , you’ll win those 5 bucks eventually)
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don’t you dare attempt to destroy the thousand year voting streak
You won’t even live that long. What even is the lifespan of that thing in your profile pic? 50-60 years?
Vs the reptilian species my RHG is (which I’m not even going to reveal)’s 400 year lifespan. On top of that, your thingy is an animal who doesn’t look like it can fight very well, and my RHG is a fighter with lotsa fighting techniques, so it’ll likely live longer. Good luck.
are you underestimating the power of the almighty, divine, omnipotent kiwi bird?
^
Lmao
@aguy
All hail the kiwi
Oh you were an omnipotent kiwi bird
omnipotent
/ɒmˈnɪpət(ə)nt/
adjective
(of a deity) having unlimited power.
so this kiwi could defeat Shaggy?
Ur screwed if you mess with the kiwi squad
how many kiwis is that?
Too Many To Count. And Not Enough To Conquer A Country.
but enough to have your family and relatives murdered through the avian flu
But all your kiwis would have the avian flu too, if that happened, so get rekt.
that’s alright
as long as those who oppose the kiwi master race will suffer a painful death
*teleports away from you*
Im Trying to support you
I didn’t say you weren’t.
Not u
Im’ pretty sure only birds can get the avian flu
No, it can spread to humans too. It’s just a bit unlikely.
….. but how good is each one at combat? how durable is each one?
Dapper kiwi has enough money to add robotic attachments.And Bad Kiwi Can Get Weapons From The Black Market.
2 things though…
First, Dapper Kiwi’s argument. If anything robotic gets hit by an energy arrow, it not only gets paralysed, but put out of action for about an hour. You can tell because it will be a darker shade.
Secondly, Bad Kiwi’s argument. Remember the shield move from earlier? Add regenerative abilities to that, and put it on an extremely durable foe, who basically only gets KO’d about 1 hit away from death, and you have yourself something to counter that.
Cool kiwihas super aim and is very cool
His foes get scared eadily when hes around
I can also use my solution to bad kiwi against that. And, no, my RHG does not get scared by nothing but a kiwi with a sniper rifle. Unless it fires 3 times a second or more and hits every single shot, it won’t do much, due to regenerative abilities.
What kind of weapon does Cool Kiwi even use, anyway?
Its Classified. Made from the Very Creator Of Sticknodes Himself. He can fire with all shots landed.
Yes, but what kind of weapon and how many shots per second?
92 Shots Per second. Although ralph didn’t want the kiwi universe to get any wrong ideas,he made it a shotgun. Just in case.
o flip… I’m just going to stay in the T-pose shield, and if anyone shoots me with it, I’ll just block every shot with an energy arrow. And send a well aimed one at the gun itself to put it out of action for an while.