Replying to:Scorching ScorpioBut wouldn’t that make Ralph the father?
He made the app you
I feel like this sounds like…..
SWEEEEEET HOOOOOMMME ALABAMMAAAAAH
Because Ralph made Epitaph who he is now, and he’s the mother to a 1000 figs.
So Ralph is Epitaph’s dad, and husband!
*more sweet home alabama*
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I am a mother to over 1,000 figs
Does that count?
But wouldn’t that make Ralph the father?
He made the app you used
I feel like this sounds like…..
SWEEEEEET HOOOOOMMME ALABAMMAAAAAH
Because Ralph made Epitaph who he is now, and he’s the mother to a 1000 figs.
So Ralph is Epitaph’s dad, and husband!
*more sweet home alabama*
I didn’t think when I commented that
well
that would make alcohol the father to many people
so, um
no
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I am happy to be Ralph’s wife
At least he’s a genuinely caring person
this took a turn
and I’m not sure how but we’re here now
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*cries in paying your bills*
Oh I can hear the Fan Fiction being written now, mummy Epitaph and Daddy Ralph.
Oh god.
I’m in the middle of writing it.
HEHEHEHE……
i’ll ban you right now
For your misfortune Ralph I just bought 26 pdfs on how to write novels. (Humble Bundle ftw)
AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE GONE FOR A WHILE
I am. Just there’s WiFi at my workplace
*dab*
Thus why I got dem pdfs so I read when gone.