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    RETIREDACCOUNT 2019-06-21 18:21:32 UTC

    i got destroyed by my emo cousin in smash bros ;-;

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    • Hi I’m emo cousin

      2019-06-21 18:32:53 UTC 0
      • Replying to: JackFlyHi I’m emo cousin

        You dare challenge me in my realm, emo cousin?! That first Smash game wasn’t even played with my max level of power! You have foolishly stepped onto the lands of Zombeh’s Switch!

        I, a tryhard Game and Watch main will wipe you off of the Earth like the mere parasite you are on this damned carcass of an Earth.

        I will make you bleed. I will make you suffer. I will make you piss your pants. You will cry. Be prepared for the devastating wrath of my iron fist, you filthy pig!

        2019-06-21 20:05:08 UTC 0
        • Replying to: RETIREDACCOUNTYou dare challenge me in my realm, emo cousin?! That first S

          You don’t scare me
          1v1 final destination sans ditto

          2019-06-21 20:27:21 UTC 0
          • Replying to: JackFlyYou don’t scare me 1v1 final destination sans ditto

            2019-06-21 20:34:57 UTC 2
          • Replying to: JackFlyYou don’t scare me 1v1 final destination sans ditto

            I will drop kick you like the sewer sheltered Chinese dog you are. You really do NOT want to be defeated by an old 2d sprite from the 1980’s, do you? I know all of the moves, all of the combinations. I will do the pure hatred and fury filled Game and Watch P+B move and I will bring foretold DEATH upon you, you squealing worm. You do NOT want these problems.

            2019-06-21 20:52:03 UTC 2
            • Replying to: RETIREDACCOUNTI will drop kick you like the sewer sheltered Chinese dog yo

              I’ll close the game

              2019-06-21 21:21:46 UTC 1
          • Replying to: JackFlyYou don’t scare me 1v1 final destination sans ditto

            years later this is pretty funny because sans is actually in smash now

            2019-09-27 02:12:47 UTC 0
    • Oof. Who do you main?

      2019-06-21 21:14:24 UTC 0
      • Replying to: Ramoxfire V2Oof. Who do you main?

        I just said. I’m a tryhard Game and Watch main

        2019-06-22 01:32:17 UTC 0
        • Replying to: RETIREDACCOUNTI just said. I’m a tryhard Game and Watch main

          that kind of sucks, his forward air got nerfed to hell and back, sure it’s long ranged and explosive, but it’s way worse when you actually play with it.

          2019-06-22 04:02:06 UTC 0
          • Replying to: [!] DashMaster7759 [!]that kind of sucks, his forward air got nerfed to hell and b

            X to the highest scale possible and then spam a paraglide and bomb pattern until you reach halfway down. Use the firefighter move and fast fall to them. Jump back up and repeat the process. You’re right that it got nerfed but at least you can feel like the Chinese in the Fallout series.

            2019-06-22 05:15:19 UTC 0
            • Replying to: RETIREDACCOUNTX to the highest scale possible and then spam a paraglide an

              Strategies with Stick Nodes Users: Episode 1

              2019-06-22 14:33:06 UTC 0
              • Replying to: [!] DashMaster7759 [!]Strategies with Stick Nodes Users: Episode 1

                And strategies indeed, kind sir.

                2019-06-22 18:07:38 UTC 0