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WolfieKitsune
2019-10-18 15:19:28 UTC I should post the on reddit but I wanna get your opinion on what my school day’s been like.
So I’m walking about with my mate , I see this boyfriend-girlfriend thing going on across the corridor (this is at lunchtime). So me being me , I say to my mate “hey these two needa get a room”.
I’m not sure what the dude heard but he must had known I was talking about him so he gets his ‘big and hard’ personality cap on and walks up to me…still acting hard , he keeps saying “oh what u sayin?” (The average shit) right.
The only thing I actually did was basically flip this cunt off as he is walking off. But does that give him the right to spit out his chewing gum and throw it at me? (It missed btw)
Yes , he threw his chewing gum at me if that wasn’t clear enough. Does putting a middle finger up at someone provoke this or is fortnite as contagious as it’s been said to be?
Later on , tells my mum about it cos I feel pissed of enough to do so, she give me the “oh you should had stayed quiet” crap and starts raising her voice at me (not the nicest mom btw). I tell her to calm her ass down and she starts giving me the salty bullshit she ALWAYS does.
And that’s my day in a nutshell , yes feel free to call me a cunt for getting involved with shit I’m not supposed to but that’s my fault.
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Sounds like we have a douche on our hands
Ok I’ll allow that cos I’m a bit of a douche to be fare.
I didn’t mean you, sir, I meant the guy
When these situations arise this is what i’d advise you do:
1. Try to calm everyone down and explain things, talk it out
2. If they try to attack you than do what you can to get them away from you, not necessarily by you attacking them but instead dodging, pushing, tripping up.
3. You can tell a teacher although I doubt that will be necessary judging from your situation.
If you want to quickly knock someone over than walk up to them, stomp on their foot, dig your hand in their stomach with one quick move (not like really dig into their stomach but just enough to hurt them). Than shoulder barge them down and they should fall down fast, than tell them to stay away from you or next time you will do worse. I doubt this part will be necessary but if it comes to it, you must do what you gotta do.
I’ll actually keep this in mind the next time. If there’s a next time because I really do wanna keep my mouth shut next time
you should’ve said when he went up to you “I said you two need a room, like seriously I think there’s a motel 6 nearby.” it is not a roast to clarify. just something to annoy him.