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Item #: SCP-βββ
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-βββ is to be placed in a torture device of appropriate proportions as soon as he is found and to be tortured if he does not comply with questioning. Upon expelling all information from SCP-βββ, the subject is to be subsequently be terminated after the test.
Description: SCP-βββ is a stupid βββing ββββββ little yellow mustard-looking gremlin that needs to be captured and stopped from roaming the facility so I can eat my M&Ms without being interrupted by that motherββββ. All personnel are to stop doing their current tasks and to capture SCP-βββ.
-Message from O5-1