Ok so as a few of you know I like making descriptive writing. So I want a challange. ANY comment that gets put I will reply and the reply will be like a peice of a story with you in it. So yea.
I was slouched on PrestonAnimates couch playing some video-games. We were trying to rebuild our base because griefers blew it up with the dammed TNT. As I’m placing down some more blocks a very familiar sound fills the room: na, na, na na. I swiftly got up from the couch and stood up and shouted, “DESPACITO.” Preston quickly got up to and said: “Your damn right.” A grin grew on his face. .
We both in sync said, “Iee, once dewa.” From there we sang the song all night. All night until the police came because of a noise complaint.
Replying to:Ralph (Developer)There once was an ugly barnacle
I was was walking around User City in Users Choice district. There’s plenty of people here. As I’m walking down the street hundreds of people started to crowd a person. Asking for new updates and showing him sh!tposts on their new NodePhone Pro. Ralph stands there in the crowd of people, arms crossed, and a straight face. With a little push of his foot he gracefully floats up, arms stretched. He’s now about 20 meters in the air. The crowd of people was still saying stuff to him. I barely could make out anything besides their roar. Ralph opens his mouth and says, “There once was an ugly barnacle. This barnacle’s name was Sean. Sean was so ugly that no one uploads stuff in his group.” I didn’t listen to the rest because it was bull. I spoke out loud, louder than him. And I said, “TEAM SEAN MOTHER FU-.” My world went black. I could not see anything. I could not feel anything. I could not hear anything. I was hit with the Ban Hammer.
I lay on my bed texting Esquecido. It was 12:42 AM. I send him the Spongebob meme: Aight’ I’ma head out. Three dots appear where his messages should be, which means he is texting back. The three waving bubbles disappear and a new text popped up. It said Gonk. Gonk? What the hell do Gonk mean? I text him back, “???”
“Gonk.”
“What do Gonk mean?”
“G O N K !” The lights in my room flickered for a moment. I quickly sit up in my bed alarmed. My heart was pounding so much that it felt like it wanted out of my chest. I look down at my phone nervous to reply but I force my self too. I reply “Gonk” The room start to shake, the lights flickering, books falling off of their shelves. The lamp on the nightstand falling off to shatter.
Soon enough my room shakes itself apart. I float up arms stretched. My skin was glowing blue. A surge of power flowed through me. It was so much I laughed. My voice was now thunder. From that simple laugh, my neighborhood was torn apart leaving nothing but the land and hundreds of tons of rubble. I continue floating the power still floating through me. It was so much. I could wipe a city with a whisper. I could destroy this planet we call Earth with a punch. Everything and everyone I ever have known never looked so weak. I could dominate any empire. I could destroy any empire. I laugh again at the thought of it. I could obliterate this universe and make my own. I am a God. Infinite power. I laugh again and fly away to become the bottomless pit that the Bible said would come. But no prophecy will stop me because I am an unstoppable force. I will create mountains of fire to wipe this weak, pathetic land. I am everything that will be and soon everything that has been.
I look around at my now ruined neighborhood. Rubble and dead bodies lay. Bloodshed was everywhere. Weirdly enough I don’t feel remorse. All I feel it this raw power. A power which no mortal man could handle.
“I gave you these powers.” That voice was incomprehensible. It sounded so young and yet so old. Feminine but so masculine.
“Who?” I reply.
“I God gave you powers.”
I look up at the shapeless form in front of me. I was so shocked but yet so excited because my friend Esquecido is God. But not anymore. I will strike him with my power. I’ll dismember him. I will tear apart every atom in his body. And I will be God. And I did so.
Despacito
I was slouched on PrestonAnimates couch playing some video-games. We were trying to rebuild our base because griefers blew it up with the dammed TNT. As I’m placing down some more blocks a very familiar sound fills the room: na, na, na na. I swiftly got up from the couch and stood up and shouted, “DESPACITO.” Preston quickly got up to and said: “Your damn right.” A grin grew on his face. .
We both in sync said, “Iee, once dewa.” From there we sang the song all night. All night until the police came because of a noise complaint.
There once was an ugly barnacle
I was was walking around User City in Users Choice district. There’s plenty of people here. As I’m walking down the street hundreds of people started to crowd a person. Asking for new updates and showing him sh!tposts on their new NodePhone Pro. Ralph stands there in the crowd of people, arms crossed, and a straight face. With a little push of his foot he gracefully floats up, arms stretched. He’s now about 20 meters in the air. The crowd of people was still saying stuff to him. I barely could make out anything besides their roar. Ralph opens his mouth and says, “There once was an ugly barnacle. This barnacle’s name was Sean. Sean was so ugly that no one uploads stuff in his group.” I didn’t listen to the rest because it was bull. I spoke out loud, louder than him. And I said, “TEAM SEAN MOTHER FU-.” My world went black. I could not see anything. I could not feel anything. I could not hear anything. I was hit with the Ban Hammer.
Oof
this took a direction i did not foresee
Gonk
I lay on my bed texting Esquecido. It was 12:42 AM. I send him the Spongebob meme: Aight’ I’ma head out. Three dots appear where his messages should be, which means he is texting back. The three waving bubbles disappear and a new text popped up. It said Gonk. Gonk? What the hell do Gonk mean? I text him back, “???”
“Gonk.”
“What do Gonk mean?”
“G O N K !” The lights in my room flickered for a moment. I quickly sit up in my bed alarmed. My heart was pounding so much that it felt like it wanted out of my chest. I look down at my phone nervous to reply but I force my self too. I reply “Gonk” The room start to shake, the lights flickering, books falling off of their shelves. The lamp on the nightstand falling off to shatter.
Soon enough my room shakes itself apart. I float up arms stretched. My skin was glowing blue. A surge of power flowed through me. It was so much I laughed. My voice was now thunder. From that simple laugh, my neighborhood was torn apart leaving nothing but the land and hundreds of tons of rubble. I continue floating the power still floating through me. It was so much. I could wipe a city with a whisper. I could destroy this planet we call Earth with a punch. Everything and everyone I ever have known never looked so weak. I could dominate any empire. I could destroy any empire. I laugh again at the thought of it. I could obliterate this universe and make my own. I am a God. Infinite power. I laugh again and fly away to become the bottomless pit that the Bible said would come. But no prophecy will stop me because I am an unstoppable force. I will create mountains of fire to wipe this weak, pathetic land. I am everything that will be and soon everything that has been.
God gave you powers
I look around at my now ruined neighborhood. Rubble and dead bodies lay. Bloodshed was everywhere. Weirdly enough I don’t feel remorse. All I feel it this raw power. A power which no mortal man could handle.
“I gave you these powers.” That voice was incomprehensible. It sounded so young and yet so old. Feminine but so masculine.
“Who?” I reply.
“I God gave you powers.”
I look up at the shapeless form in front of me. I was so shocked but yet so excited because my friend Esquecido is God. But not anymore. I will strike him with my power. I’ll dismember him. I will tear apart every atom in his body. And I will be God. And I did so.
I was saying that Gonk was God but okay
Guess I’m dead now
im sensing a pattern with how these turn out
What do you mean?
it goes from 0 to 100 real fast lmao
edit: not a bad thing im just saying
Do one about cheeze-it’s eating a bingo set whilst pretending to be ninjas
La di da di da slob on me knob