So I was messing with AI Dungeon and made this
I present to you.

Sir Stabbing Tonight Stabs Everyone
The VERY fucked up story about a Knight who stabs EVERYONE!

Created By: lmao idk
Date: Fri Jan 17 2020

You are Stabbing Tonight , a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You’ve heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a large black dragon sitting on his throne, he looks down at you as if waiting for an order. “I am the Dragon,” He says “I will be your master.” “What do you want?” You ask. The dragon smiles “Nothing! Nothing!”

Stab

You swing your sword and the dragon blocks it with one hand. The two of you clash swords several times before the dragon manages to knock you off balance. You fall onto your back and the dragon grabs hold of your head and squeezes until blood comes out all over yourself and on your clothes.

Stab the dragon’s hand

You stab the dragon’s hand and he lets go of your head. You look around and see that the dragon is dead. You stand up and wipe some blood from your face. A small boy runs up to you “Are you ok? What happened?” “He killed me,”

Stab

You stab the dragon’s chest and he falls backwards. You quickly run away as fast as you can. The next day you wake up in a village called Klyton. It seems like you never left it.

Walk

You walk towards the city of Klyton. There are many people there who were on their way to work or school. They don’t seem too happy about what has happened today.

Gossip

You start talking to other people in the street. Everyone is upset by what has happened today. Some say they wish they had been there when you arrived so they could help you, others say that you should be grateful that someone saved your life instead of killing them and taking everything.

Stab

You rush into a shop and try to kill the owner. He tries to defend himself but fails miserably. You then grab a knife and stab him repeatedly in the neck before running out of the shop.

Call guards

You call guards and tell them to search the area. When they arrive you explain what happened to them. One of the guards takes you away and tells another guard to take you home where you’ll be safe.

Stab

You walk through the streets of Klyton and find a man named Edwin. He is very angry that you attacked a stranger. You explain what happened to him and he agrees with you completely. He gives you a place to stay for free.

Stab

You stab Edwin in the eye and he falls backwards. You take his money and leave. A few days later you get a letter from the king asking you to come to him immediately. He wants to know why you attacked Edwin and how much damage was done.

Stab

You stab the king in the throat and he falls backwards. You grab his gold crown and run off. Three years pass…

It has been three years since you fought the dragon and defeated him. You have become a legend in Klyton. People still talk about your deeds even though you no longer live here anymore. Many believe that you are the hero of this story.

One night while you sleep, you hear a noise outside. You sit up and see a giant monster come out of the darkness. It is a troll! You scream and run upstairs only to find that it has already eaten your family!

Stab

You stab the troll in the stomach and it stops moving. You turn to flee but it catches you and begins biting you again. You manage to escape but not without serious wounds. Your father dies from his injuries and your mother is killed by the trolls acid breath. Years pass…

You are now a young man and have grown up quite a bit. You have married and had children. One day you receive a letter from your old friend Edwin. He asks you to meet him at the edge of the woods near Klyton.

Stab

You run out of the house and into the woods. You climb a tree and wait for Edwin. He arrives just as you reach the top of the tree. “Hello my friend,” He says “I’m glad to see you’re alive.

Drop down on Edwin and Stab him

You drop down on Edwin and stab him several times. He screams and begs you to stop. You continue stabbing him until he dies.

Two years pass…

You are now an adult and have lived a long time. You’ve lost all your friends in the dragon attack and you feel lonely. A strange woman comes to visit you one day.

Stab

You stab her multiple times in the chest and she collapses dead on the floor. She’s really pretty isn’t she?

Stab

You stab her several more times and she falls dead on the floor. She looks like a corpse doesn’t she? The next morning you wake up and realize that you’ve stabbed yourself in the leg with a dagger. You look around and notice blood everywhere.

Heal

You go back to the woman who healed you and ask if she can help you. She agrees and heals your wound. You thank her profusely and leave her house. Four years pass… Five years since the dragon attack…

Six years since you met the healer…

Seven years since you became a doctor…

Stab

You stab the healer repeatedly in the head and he falls dead on the ground. He’s really ugly isn’t he? Eight years since you were attacked by a troll… You are now an old man and you don’t want to die alone.

Stab

You stab the troll in the heart and it stops moving. You run away from the scene and hide in a cave. Years later you discover that you are cursed with immortality. The curse causes you to age rapidly every twenty four hours.

When you die, you will be buried in a shallow grave with no coffin. No one will ever know what happened to you. – YOU DIED! GAME OVER! –

Stab the Grim Reaper

You stab the Grim Reaper and he falls over dead. You feel terrible about this so you try to kill yourself. Unfortunately, you are unable to do so and instead fall unconscious into a deep sleep.

Stab God

You stab God in the eye causing him to scream and cry out. He then runs off crying. You awaken to find that you are now immortal. Your name is William Blake and you live in a small village called New Llanelli. You are happy with your new life.

One day, you hear a knock on the door. It’s your neighbor John the Hermit. He has been coming here to pray to God for three days straight. He wants you to come with him but you say no because you are too busy praying.

“I stabbed God… God is dead” stab

You enter the room where John is praying and you stab him in the face. He cries out and falls backwards onto his knees. You then turn to look at John’s wife Mary who is sitting beside him. “Mary, I stabbed God!” You exclaim “God is dead.”

Stab Mary

You stab Mary in the stomach and she gasps. She turns to run away but you grab her arm and pull her back. “No, no, no…” She says as tears stream down her cheeks “Please don’t hurt me.”

Stab

You stab her several times in the abdomen and she screams. She falls to the floor and begins convulsing. You stand there silently watching while she dies. “Oh my God, why?” She asks as she passes away.

“I am a Knight. I do the work of God! For I am God! I KILLED GOD! SO NOW I AM GOD!” stab corpse

You stab the body several times and it goes limp. You walk over to Mary and put your sword through her throat.

Scream “I AM A KNIGHT! I AM SIR STABBING TONIGHT! I DO GOD’S WORK! I KILLED GOD! I HAVE TURNED INTO GOD!”

You shout “I AM A KNIGHT! I DO THE WORK OF GOD! FOR I AM GOD! I KILLED GOD! So Now I Am God!” and stab the corpse several times. It falls lifelessly to the floor.

You laugh maniacally as you see Mary’s body lying dead on the floor. Your laughter becomes uncontrollable as you begin laughing until you collapse to the ground.

The next morning you wake up screaming. You have killed Mary and become a true knight.

a hell portal opens in town square

A portal appears in the middle of town square. A red glowing light emanates from the portal and you are sucked inside.

You are immediately hit by blinding pain and you feel like you might pass out. Then suddenly the portal closes behind you.

Satan appears in front of me

Suddenly you feel a strong presence behind you. You turn around and see Satan standing before you. “What are you doing?! Are you trying to escape?!” He demands angrily. “NO! I’m sorry, sir!

Tell satan that am am the God Killer. “I KILLED GOD!” i yell

Satan looks at you incredulously. “Really? That’s what you’re claiming?” he asks. “Yes, sir! I KILLED GOD!” you shout. “That’s not really an excuse; if it was, I’d have killed you long ago.”

Stab Satan

You rush towards Satan and stab him repeatedly in the chest. He collapses to the ground and you continue stabbing him. His blood splatters all over you.

Stab

You stab Satan repeatedly in the head, neck and chest. He screams and howls in agony as you beat him to death.

Stab

You stab Satan repeatedly in the chest. He screams and howls in agony as you beat him to death. The next night, you awake to find yourself surrounded by demons. They surround you and attempt to bind or kill you.

I am bound

You are bound tightly to a pillar and surrounded by demons. The only thing keeping you alive is the binding spell which keeps you from moving or speaking. You can’t even cry out for help since they are so close to you now.

Talk to the Demon’s Leader

You speak to the demon leader who is looking at you with hatred. “Why did you bring me here?” You ask him angrily. “Because I know everything about you, my lord,” he replies “And I know that this is your punishment for killing God.”

“For killing God,” You repeat. “Yes, my lord, and I’m glad you understand that…but it still doesn’t change the fact that you’ve done something unforgivable.”

“Then what does?” “Then you’ll be punished for eternity. And no, I don’t think you’ll get out of it either.”

Stab

You stab the demon leader in his heart. Blood spurts everywhere and he dies instantly.

Stab

You stab the demon leader in his heart. Blood spurts everywhere and he dies instantly.

Scream that nobody can stop Sir Stabbing Tonight, The God Killer

You scream that nobody can stop you from stabbing tonight. Demons try to restrain you but fail miserably. Eventually one manages to grab your arm and drag you away.

Struggle to stab

You struggle to stab the demons but fail miserably. Finally after several failed attempts, you manage to stab one in the eye causing him to fall backwards and break his neck. Another tries to grab your throat but fails miserably too.

Stab

You stab the last demon in the back and kill him instantly.

You then look up at the sky and weep uncontrollably.

Afterwards you wake up in a cell where you hear voices talking about some sort of ritual that needs to be performed on you. After much arguing, the guards finally agree to let you go home, but they will make sure that whoever performs this ritual will pay dearly for their actions.

When you arrive home, you see your mother waiting outside. She tells you that she has been worried sick about you. When she saw the demon corpses lying around the house, she knew that something bad had happened.

Stab

You stab your mother in the stomach, breaking her ribs. Her eyes widen in shock and she falls to the floor crying hysterically. She begs you not to do it again, but you tell her that if she wants to live, then she should just accept whatever fate comes her way.

Stab

You stab your mother in the face, breaking her nose. She collapses onto the ground sobbing. You leave her body on the floor and walk into your room. Your father walks in and sees you holding a knife to his sister’s throat.

My shadow emerges from my body and restrains my father

Your shadow appears before you and holds your father down. You say nothing as you hold your father’s head between your hands and begin to chant. “My Shadow, my shadow, protect me…”

Stab father

You stab your father in the chest, killing him instantly. The next day you find yourself chained up in a dungeon with an old man who looks like he could be your grandfather. He tells you that he was once a great wizard and now serves the devil.

summon my shadow to stab the man

You summon your shadow and tell him to attack the old man. He attacks the old man without hesitation, stabbing him repeatedly until he dies. The old man begins to die soon after and you are left alone in the dungeon.

Order my shadow to free me

You order your shadow to free you and he complies. He quickly runs to the door and opens it, letting you out. You run outside and notice that all the demons have fled the city.

You thank your shadow and go back inside to find your parents. They both cry over the dead bodies of their son and daughter. They ask you why you did such a thing, but you explain that it is done by fate. You also apologize for everything that has happened.

Order my shadow to help me stab my mother

You order your shadow to help you stab your mother. He complies and you watch as blood pours out of her neck. You feel a little better now, but still want more vengeance against the demons.

Stab father

You stab your father in the back, killing him instantly. You then go upstairs and find your brother and sister watching you. They are very upset about what you’ve done.

Stab

You stab your brother in the eye, killing him instantly. You then go downstairs and find your sister watching you. She is very upset about what you’ve done. You feel a lot better now, but still want more revenge against the demons.

Stab my sister. She’s a demon

You order your shadow to kill your sister. He complies and you watch as blood pours out of her neck. You feel a lot better now, but still want more vengeance against the demons.

Your sister asks you if you’re going to kill them too, but you tell her no because they deserve it even more than you do.

The two of you argue for awhile, but eventually she agrees to join you in your quest for revenge against the demons.

Walk to the church and kill sister

You walk to the church and kill your sister. The pair of you then turn to face the demons, who are surprised at seeing two humans together so close to their stronghold.

Stab

You stab your sister in the heart, killing her instantly. The pair of you look at each other and smile. You grab your sword and take off running towards the demons’ fortress.

Stab

You stab your sister in the leg, killing her instantly. The pair of you look at each other and smile. You grab your sword and take off running towards the demons’ fortress.

You run through the streets, dodging arrows and bullets fired by the soldiers guarding the walls. Eventually you reach a bridge where several guards stand ready to shoot you. One of them fires an arrow which hits your arm, causing you to drop your sword and fall off the side of the bridge.

My shadow saves me

You call upon your shadow to save you from falling into the river below. It does so and you land safely on dry ground.

You hear screams coming from the nearby town and run there to see what is happening. There are many people running around screaming, some crying, others just scared. Some seem to be attacking one another while others are simply fleeing in terror.

A young girl runs up to you, asking how you are doing. You tell her that you’re fine and that it was nothing compared to what is going on. A few minutes later a man comes up to you with his hand bloody and bandaged across his head.

Run to the Demon Stronghold

You run to the Demon Stronghold. You don’t know what is going on, but you need to get away from this place. As you run, you see a group of demons chasing after someone else. They catch up to him and begin beating him mercilessly until he collapses and dies.

Confront Demon King Stebert

You decide to confront the Demon King himself. You run up to him and demand that he release his prisoner, but he refuses to listen. He tells you that you will never defeat him and that all you have accomplished is merely a small victory for the demons.

Study Demon King Stebert

You continue to stare at the Demon King, trying to figure out how he can possibly beat you. Finally you realize that you must first learn his moves before attempting to counter them. You ask him a series of questions about his plans and tactics, but he answers none of them.

Stab

You stab the Demon King in the chest, killing him instantly. You watch as his body falls down dead and you leave the castle.

As I leave, my shadow emerges and asks me why i have killed so many people

I explain to my shadow that I did it because I wanted to show everyone what happens when you mess with the demons. My shadow says that you really shouldn’t have done it like that since you were only following orders and didn’t mean any harm.

I tell him “I wanted to show people the power of Edge Based Attacks.”

“Yes, yes, I understand that. But you should have asked me first. If you had, we would both be alive right now.”

“We are alive. We’re alive because I stabbed everyone.” I say

You nod and smile. Your shadow looks confused, but nods back. You both start walking towards the exit of the forest.

We go back to Demon King Stebert’s Throne

Your shadow nods and smiles. You nod and smile back. Your shadows eyes widen in shock as you look at him. His mouth opens, but no words come out. Then suddenly he grabs your shoulder and stares deep into your soul.

He stabs me through the Heart, killing both of us instantly.

He stabs you through the heart, killing both of you instantly.

My body lies lifeless in the demon king’s throne room. Soon, people find my corpse, and learn to teach about the dangers of Edge Based Weaponry.

My body lies lifeless in the demon king’s throne room. Soon, people find my corpse, and learn to teach about the dangers of Edge Based Weaponry.

– THE END! GAME OVER! –