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Im extremely sick right now
I’ve puked 14 times in the past 10 hours.
Whenever I eat or drink something, I puke it all up in the next 30 minutes
I cant leave the couch or anything, I can only go to the bathroom.
Its not the coronavirus because if it was, the symptoms wouldn’t be this bad, the symptoms would be like your average cold.
I have a fever and im only coughing which induces more puking.
And for some reason whenever i watch something sad i puke again.
I believe it might be the flu
I might never come back on if i, Y’know. Die.
Thats all
I’ll keep you updated


that’s fun, i’m also sick, i’ve got a fever of 103
Yeah, I hope you get better and i also hope its not covid-19
hope u get better too, thanks
Hope you have a good day and recover safely
Yes, I hope you okay and have good fortune
That is bad, hope you’ll be ok.
Thank you, I hope you dont get sick. Its hard to avoid whatever it is i have
Jesus, i feel bad for who cleans it
The first time it was projectile vomit
It
Got
EVERYWHERE
Oh god, really?
Im puking in a bag
The first time is when it was terrible. It was projectile vomit
Hope you have a swift recovery! Thankfully the virus is most lethal to people at like 40 and up
Yeah, but i’m pretty sure its what ralph said or the flu
But i dont think its either because my elbows and shoulders are numb
thats just a good ol reliable stomach bug and/or food poisoning
temporary and you’ll likely not die!
however if you do dibs on your phone
You want a samsung?
Specifically galaxy S10+?
Now my left leg is completely numb
The hell careful dude its dangerous to go to the hospital cause of the cororna thing just rest for the day
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can’t even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss. (I don’t know why I find this funny)
Corona
corona
Hmm your puking thats not a sign of a coronavirus its just the your tummy has a acid reflux
I’ve had that my entire life.
Its never been THIS bad.
Have you been eating well or not cause my stomach just go berserk when im super hungry