ima just say in the amount of time somebody replied to this im worried for my safety

racist joke ngl but its a little tru

Me: MOM CALL DA FUZ

Mom: Hell no

Me: YYYYYYYYYYYYY

Mom: We live in a white area

Me: so?

Mom: we black

Me: *SLAPS THE S* OUTTA MOM*

Mom talking to a paramedics: so anyway i grabbed a switch

Me: stares at this comment in confusion

Ghost of Luke skywalker: slam through my room door and pushes me onto the floor by my head while i crumpple like a piceceof paper-

Also the ghots in my room: types to T rex animations may the force of memes be with u

Me on the floor confuzed af as to y my arm looks like left over spahggetti (0-0)

Also luke: Ive been watin over 100 yrs to say dat
*slowly dissapears*

Me: Looks at the broken room door and wall

Also me: hears my mom walking up da stairs

Me: types my will

i watched da ending and thought MAN am i glad i did not wait 50 yrs just to watch it end in such a crappy way

d e a t h s t i c k s

B i g y e s .

O M E G A U L T R A A L P H A E X T R A Y E S .

explain y ppl r reading this ;-;