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    guysubscriberuc-winner-lvl3master-noderuc-votercrusaderfeatured-lvl3occifer 2020-05-14 12:48:38 UTC

    Yooo
    I just had the craziest dream

    I was Bart Simpson, and I was running away from something, but then Principal Skinner pressed a button which made the magnet on my ankle go flying towards him, and when I tried running away again, he stuffed me in a bag and put me into his truck and he drove away. It was a long drive, and I didn’t know what was happening, but then we arrived at this river, and I got out of the bag and Principal Skinner gave me a fishing rod. He also had a fishing rod, and I wasn’t Bart anymore

    So, we were sitting by some rocks, fishing, and he was further upstream, but not by much and all of a sudden, a bird corpse fell from the sky, and Principal Skinner used it as bait. Then like, all the fish came charging towards Skinner and he had to pull the rod out super early because he had 4, giant fish on his rod.
    Now, the fish wanted some bird corpse, so they went to me and started jumping at me. Then, I kid you not, they murdered me right there, and the dream ended.

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