But if you’re loud then how are you gonna hear the screams of kindergarteners

That’s not how sounds works, I’d rather hear the cries for their moms than the sound of ignited gunpowder

Hmm perhaps, but I’ll aim in an area where they’ll slowly die but just fast enough so the ambulance will never arrive in time so their screams will last longer

You guys are blowing up my emails with messages about murdering children

Hmm, yeah