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@supersam I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEPUN RAP DUEL!
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@supersam I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEPUN RAP DUEL!
You may go first.
Ok then wynaut
I bayleef I shall accept your challenge
But I’ll make your bulbasaur
From kicking it
You look gloom, so we’re not going to paras. That’s where the ninetales begun. You ruined your chances as easily as saying abra kadabra. Too bad, the tales were funny. Like there was one guy running down the street yelling “See? Dots.” Oh, what’s that? You seem to be drowsee. Lemme wake you up by exeggcute-ing my rhyme scheme.
Never mind I cant f*kcking think of anything, guess I’m kind of slaking right now
I gotta stop muk-Ing around
My skills are aggron-vating me, but I guess they’ll do.
Oh yeah, there was this cat on the streets, yelling “Mew mew mew.”
And then, there was a guy who yelled back, “MEW F*CKING TOO!”
Ma wil-d dog was with me, walking quietly by my side.
Though when he saw a sol-d rock, we went on a ride.
The dog ran and ran, until he could no more.
When he stopped, in absol-ute frustration, he would roar.
When he found one, he would clamperls.
But, when he threw it across the street, he would pretend to do bicep curls.
I was thinking about selling him to beldum,
but instead, I went to a bar and drank some rum.
Bagon my head on a wall,
because I drank too much,
I then went to the town hall,
only to get a sawk, and electrik shock, and a slap from a Dutch.
Are you f*cking Eminem? I… I just… wow… how the f*ck?
…
Did I win?
If I did, I’ll drift, loon, away in my Lamborghini.
If I didn’t, your brain is equivalent to a trash bin,
and I’ll throw you in one while eating a panini.
JUST SHUT THE MUK UP ALREADY
Muk you, you shall bagon,
Try me.
Bagon, trying to be the rapper you are not,
for if you don’t, you will be
left in a dumpster, with the trubbish, left there to rot.
I humbly decline your challenge…… or at least the rapping part
Otherwise I WILL MUK ING DESTROY YOU
So… do you surrender?
If you say no,
you are the opposite of low.
I’ll throw a shieldon you, maybe follow it with a spirit[b]omb,
I’d get to see you be tortured, and I’d be ROMB.
You’re punny
Ok I don’t surrender
So you want to keep this going, eh?
I’ll show you what I have up my sleeve.
I’ll keep rhyming and, heh,
make you rage, Steve.
You seem drowzee did you get enough sleep last nigt, I’ll send out my Decidueye cause it’s time to f*cling fight, Ill go for a flight because you’re kind of up tight, I don’t wanna be a turd, but you’re a nerd, I bayleef in leaf types, you seem like you believe the best move is flight
Com, bees everywhere.
Maybe I’ll shove you into some.
Then, I’ll grab your hair,
and show you how it feels to chew 5 gum.
Your rhyming is onix-ceptable, you’re kinda predictable, I make animations really random, no principles, when you make animations you’re sinicle, you can’t compete with Jimmy Steve Bob Joel, because of my name I deal with internet trolls, I know how to take a hit but you’re a little sh*t
You felt my heat, ran,
took a water break, then came back.
You’re more of a b*tch than Pan,
and oh, did I mention fire is something you lack?
I’m far serperior than you, in every single way,
from academics to physicality.
I’d give you lessons, but I can’t, because of my schedule for the day.
I gotta animate, take a shower, and tone my musicality.
Oh yeah? I’m in seventh grade and taking highschool classes
Weak.
In 2nd grade I got in 2 gifted child classes.
Oh wow 2nd grade
I should be in eighth grade this year, but I got held back because of my age
I would be, (all of my classes are above 100) but my school, or at least, my grade, doesn’t do that.
K then what’s the highest energy color on the spectrum?
Violet.
…… you win this one boy
What has a higher probability getting struck by lightning or attacked by a shark?
I learned that in 6th grade. When did you learn that?
Fifth
I believe it’s getting struck by lightning, but, to be honest, it depends.
Damn it I was hoping you’d be like most idiots and say shark attack
different curriculums
amiright
How many digits of pi are there?
OH YEAH FIRST SEVEN DIGITS OF PI FROM MEMORY NOW GO!
If memory serves, I believe pi is a non-terminating decimal.
This is correct
3.141592
God damn it
Ok you have my approval
I like this game. Want to do the same thing tomorrow (or later today, depending on your timezone), but specifically with capitals of states/countries?
Tomorrow
You might not be as smart as you think
PLUS
I had an 8th or 7th grade reading level.
I think it’s safe to say I was the smartest kid in my class.
And, my class also learned multiplication and division in second grade.
We were preeeeeeeettttyyyyy smart.
I would be in advanced classes (even my teachers said that), but my grade doesn’t do that. Next school year, I will be able to take advanced classes (I think).
Why’d you learn division and multiplication late?
Sooo… ready to play the capital game?
What the f*ck are you talking about?
“I like this game. Want to do the same thing tomorrow (or later today, depending on your timezone), but specifically with capitals of states/countries?”
and you replied
“Tomorrow”
You mean early?
Dunno.
No I absolutely did NOT mean early I meant late
OH YOU KNOW WHAT I was homeschooled until I was 7 and they made me redo third grade when I went to public school so I learned multiplication and division when I was six I think
I just realized how horrible that explanation was
But anyway doesn’t everybody learn multiplication and division in second grade?
The other 2nd grade kids didnt
Huh weird