So I wake up and see my door is broken. WTF HAPPEND. Also there’s like 10 goddam vodka bottles on the goddamn ground guess I got fuckin drunk and beat the shit outta my door the damn fucking thing is destroyed. Also drunk me (that little fucker) A T E A L L M Y B E A N S REEEEEEEEE
My dumbass brain keeps reading “hooters” instead of “horton” …… wtf is wrong with me (this reply you just read is a joke)
I didn’t know one person could chug 10 vodka bottles
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