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Now, I’m sure you have all heard of a crooked politician. But we all lie, it’s part of our job! But, nobody lies as much as Abdi, this man accused me of not only mocking orphans, but taking down the orphanage itself! This is preposterous! When I’m elected, lies and scandals such as this will be completely abolished!


Okay nobody’s actually voting for him are they?
If i’m being honest the only people putting in the real work are me and Mel lole
Besides, I plan to stand by my promises, actually for real
Not like politician for real
for real for real
Gonna have to agree. If I get elected, I’m making you vice-president. And if you get elected, hopefully I’ll be vice-president.
Honestly you’re great so sure I’ll make you vp.
And gigan’s like my right-hand-bro-something-whatever.