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It is officially the thursday of Spooktober bois….and We welcome all with open arms…and a sinister grin.
Tonight i’m feelin like giving out nightmare fuel that terrified not only kids but parents. Ahem……Chernabog.
Yes the lord of bald mountain, the demon king, the one who puts every single other disney villain to shame. He is a true manifestation of all we fear. Even the scariest creatures, people and heroes who have no fears, and villains that give people fear HAVE fears! The fires bend to his will changing form and mind, the dead cannot rest in his presence as they must-no no no…WILL worship him in his awakening as they shiver at his overwhelming power. A single shadow of him can spawn hordes of shadow creatures to terrorize, and destroy all, he comes for not only your heads, blood, souls, and hearts but he comes for your entire body. the awakening of Chernabog is enough to overpower the ones who think they can defeat him, but alas their nerves shatter at a mere sight so much so it could give millions heart attacks at the same time. He’s practically a being who can rival god, who might have created him! Think about that. The creation can destroy its creator, may not be original or scary but what MAKES it scary is that the creator is god himself! If god cannot beat him then nobody can. Fortunately for you and me, day and night cycles are a thing and a single church bell showing the end of night can at least send him back into sleep. If it weren’t for daytime and church bells he would reign supreme over a universe of darkness, so try to hope…if you can, Just be lucky he isn’t real. Also, his theme is scary and he reason why he is underrated is because he’s way too scary. Yep, underrated with good reason! Yikes dude….also i’d like to think the firebird from fantasia 2000 was trying to capture chernabog’s greatness, and it shows alright! Not scary but the same amount of overwhelming power!


Hmmm
I’d just spank it’s naughty ass to death
And then you’d probably get rabies.
I’d give it AIDS
Well, you’d find yourself getting slammed into the ground and then another one going deeper to the core of the earth and another and another and basically. You’re now a cooked metal chicken.
What kinky bastard
Not kinky. Just dishing out pain. Also he could send a ton of harpies to confuse you since they have…y’know….tits? And whilst your horny senses are attracted at the sight the harpies would claw off your arms, legs, eyes, anything.
That’s hot as hell
But with a price. Also y u not scared? I mean what scares you? Missing nudes? A ban of the word gey? A real life horny jail? Whatever scares you chernabog may have caused it.
I fear nothing except me having a peepee too big
…..ok that is weird.
24 inches 😉
UwU
UwU
and im hard
ÛwÚ
UwU x 10
I don’t fear him, not because i’m brave, its because im just stupid
is that a jfk reference?
*hums in a IDK sound*
hm