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Fun Fact: In sword fights; the jabbing ‘technique” is highly disadvantageous, as your opponent can easily dodge your pathetic attempt and slash you quite easily. You also should never raise your sword above and behind your head expecting a powerful blow, as this action leaves your whole body vulnerable.







why did I write this
yes but
BUT
tell them to “look behind you!” first
can’t you bleed to death in sword fights..
ye but do you know how to hold a sword with two hands
ye but do you know how thin a sword’s blade is widthwise
You read it from here didn’t you

Ok, hypothetically; let’s say maybe I did
also, according to my corneas, you also read it so…
…king me, checkmate, uno… go fish
Hypothetically,

yeah, but we’ll have to talk about parallel uni—
You see.
They might dodge your thrusts
But..
pulls out Glock 20
Can they dodge this
so that’s why i keep dying