Ah yes. I too remember when spiderman had to fight jesus. And then spongebob entered the arena with a katana.
But they then had to work together to fight an evil giant anime girl that was sent by deviantart to destroy the world.

Jesus was also riding a t rex and spiderman had a rocket launcher. Also harambe joined the battle holding an AK-47. They almost lost the battle but spongebob then called shrek to help them.
Shrek fought the giant anime girl but shrek and the t rex ended up getting vored. They all thought that they lost the battle until shrek and the t rex torn out of the evil giant anime girl’s abdomen. Killing her.
And just like that the battle was over.

The evil giant anime girl was dead
Jesus repaired the city and went back to making amazing wine
Spongebob went back to fighting crime
Spiderman went back to America and killed everyone that where still using tiktok
Shrek created his own swampy planet
Harambe went back to being king of the jungle
The t rex went back to his tree house making dubstep music

And they all lived happily ever after. And they still protect the arth from deviantart to this very day.

Now that would make a grate anime