So I play Skyrim with my dad alot. He just came up with the best fucking thing ever. In the beginning of the game, the dude named Lokir was a horse thief being executed as a rebel. My dad said he was his best friend, and they were part of a gang called “Buttbuddy horse thieves.” We have now taken to call the thieves guild exactly that, and fucking hell it was a glorious day when I became the leader of the buttbuddy horse thieves.