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Fun fact about my OC:
He’s watching you. From a far away tree, in a dryer, in your closet, on the deck, in the water, in a junkyard, under your bed?…he’s a bit disturbed with that tho, and even on a plane!…i mean, he’s been watching almost everything…like the climatic battle of DIO vs Jotaro in cairo, Shin Godzilla’s attacks in tokyo….which he had to cool off from, 4th impact which sent him flying on rocks, the entirety of dbs tournament of power, playing log rolling on kars in space, right next to Kira’s sandwich break, that time wakko made a rube goldberg contraption, witness radon getting donuted, witnessed jackfly’s creation…lets just say he was a bit frightened by the sight of people deteriorate by the beams, spectating the doors franchise with god…what? He’s been to heaven!…he won’t reveal anything tho…also, it was only time he met God…and yet he keeps his secrets about his appearance, inside freddy krueger’s nightmare traps…he was kinda spooked, and finally, staying over at deadpool’s house….his experience? Devouring almost every pancake deadpool cooked, playing videogames, getting drunk, the only time he got high…it was an accident, helped deadpool fight a mutant he had to kill for money…Neos got a split of the money…About an 10000 dollar mutant bounty it was. And there you have it! a fun fact!…sleep tight, don’t mind him in your room tonight.


hmm
Hmm…oh and he gave me a note about what you sleep talk…apparently its all hmm.
dammit i got exposed
So he’s watching me jack off to a nsfw version of him ?
(Jk , pls don’t kill me)
(I meant it , don’t kill me pls
im going to your fucking house and im going fucking hmm you to death you little shit
UwU
Choke me out daddy
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As much as he doesn’t want to watch people jack off to random things he has to watch everything…even though he’s not paid to watch…also, he was tied to a chair and forced to watch deadpool have sex with a random chick in bed….he really wishes he could forget that.
You mean Lady Death ?
Nope. Just a random chick deadpool decided to have sex with.
I should’ve known
So, basically, Neo is transuniversally omnipotent?
Yes. Also, his name is Neos with the s. No need to apologize i knew you were going to do that with my experience of having my OC be called Neo.
*leaves armour polish in room*
….eeyoink….
*string attached to it breaks*
me:
https://en.meming.world/images/en/3/3a/Now_All_of_China_Knows_You%27re_Here.jpg
Oh uh…good thing i have a stand! *grabs your arm* Deus ex machina’s copy ability: bites the dust! *click*
great, now i have to respond. . . . . . . . stardusty get him

Well anything you can do i can do with my special unlocked 4th ability. But i won’t be needing that with my 2nd ability! Flight!
*pulls out pp*
Now you cant look or jail for you
hmm
Wat.
Cant look or your gay
He saw my hidden habits
Please don’t leak
Quit watching among us porn, this isn’t a joke. It isn’t healthy.
Yeah, unhealthy.
yea, hehe *stares* at the 652 hours put int0 it
I have a dog