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    katzeuc-votersubscriberfeatured-lvl1uc-winner-lvl3legendary-noder 2020-12-01 14:30:39 UTC

    [Intro]
    Billy Parham in your house
    Turn me up but not too loud
    For fear of disturbing someone
    Enunciating to the masses, mm-hmm

    [Verse]
    I’m here to tell you
    Of the relevance of etiquette
    ‘Tis quite important
    Though I fear you might not get it yet

    Feet on the seats
    I’m sure I don’t approve
    Hold the door for the ladies
    When they go through

    Wipe your feet
    When you’re entering a neighbor’s house
    And when he chews
    A gentleman will always close his mouth
    Close his mouth, close his mouth

    [Outro]
    The speed a virus spreads is beyond belief
    When you sneeze, please be sure to use a handkerchief
    Handkerchief
    A handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief…

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    • What the…..fffff

      2020-12-01 14:33:10 UTC 1
      • Replying to: tankWhat the.....fffff

        sad when a kid lets himself go like that am I right

        2020-12-01 14:35:58 UTC 0
        • Replying to: katzesad when a kid lets himself go like that am I right

          No i mean….

          This was from a show..

          2020-12-01 14:36:33 UTC 1
          • Replying to: tankNo i mean.... This was from a show..

            Dude, I’m just a background character. I’m not supposed to say anything. I don’t even have a name

            2020-12-01 14:38:32 UTC 1
            • Replying to: katze Dude, I'm just a background character. I'm not supposed t

              cmon man everyone has a song

              2020-12-01 14:44:19 UTC 2
              • Replying to: m4.devcmon man everyone has a song

                -even unimportant background characters!

                2020-12-01 14:45:44 UTC 1
                • Replying to: katze-even unimportant background characters!

                  yes

                  2020-12-01 14:47:03 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: m4.devyes

                    Maybe I do. You see… [Singing] If I told you my l—
                    Teri: Eww, gross! Oh, someone should clean this up.
                    Filth, filth, all around
                    In the air and on the ground
                    Grime, grime, everywhere
                    In your mouth and in your hair
                    Oh can’t you see
                    This world’s unclean
                    They say brush twice a day
                    I think that’s not enough
                    Oh, can’t you see
                    All this disease
                    The smell of sweaty feet
                    Makes me throw up
                    Filth, filth—

                    2020-12-01 14:49:13 UTC 0
                    • Replying to: katzeMaybe I do. You see... [Singing] If I told you my l— Teri: E

                      2020-12-01 14:50:43 UTC 1
    • Shit….

      Coincidence?

      2020-12-01 14:39:55 UTC 1
      • Replying to: vuiceShit.... Coincidence?

        whats a coincidence? wdym

        2020-12-01 14:40:43 UTC 0
        • Replying to: katzewhats a coincidence? wdym

          bro do you not know the current world events

          2020-12-01 14:41:41 UTC 1
          • Replying to: vuicebro do you not know the current world events

            I think so, but what are you referring to that’s a coincidence

            2020-12-01 14:42:52 UTC 1
    • 2020-12-01 14:46:10 UTC 2
    • cringe

      2020-12-01 14:52:44 UTC 2