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[Intro]
Billy Parham in your house
Turn me up but not too loud
For fear of disturbing someone
Enunciating to the masses, mm-hmm[Verse]
I’m here to tell you
Of the relevance of etiquette
‘Tis quite important
Though I fear you might not get it yetFeet on the seats
I’m sure I don’t approve
Hold the door for the ladies
When they go throughWipe your feet
When you’re entering a neighbor’s house
And when he chews
A gentleman will always close his mouth
Close his mouth, close his mouth[Outro]
The speed a virus spreads is beyond belief
When you sneeze, please be sure to use a handkerchief
Handkerchief
A handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief…





What the…..fffff
sad when a kid lets himself go like that am I right
No i mean….
This was from a show..
Dude, I’m just a background character. I’m not supposed to say anything. I don’t even have a name
cmon man everyone has a song
-even unimportant background characters!
yes
Maybe I do. You see… [Singing] If I told you my l—
Teri: Eww, gross! Oh, someone should clean this up.
Filth, filth, all around
In the air and on the ground
Grime, grime, everywhere
In your mouth and in your hair
Oh can’t you see
This world’s unclean
They say brush twice a day
I think that’s not enough
Oh, can’t you see
All this disease
The smell of sweaty feet
Makes me throw up
Filth, filth—
Shit….
Coincidence?
whats a coincidence? wdym
bro do you not know the current world events
I think so, but what are you referring to that’s a coincidence
corona outro
o yeah
cringe
Fax
like ur mom
like your dad’s uncle’s cousin’s daughter’s boyfriend’s mother
more like ur mom
get rekt