ok guys so it took forever but i finally got around to cleaning that poster from rinky dink station
i found out who it was but it is very concerning, all that’s left is to find out who sus so i can drown them in sanitized octoling ink, it has a pH of 0 it might as well be battery acid

tartar no sus, he’s immobile
those squid sisters or whoever just want the money so they obviously don’t care
pearl and harbor just want me to hand over that money to those other squid people
8’s been in salmon runs ever since he passed all those tests
4’s been in the Cuttlefish Cabin for eternity

therefore it’s…
it’s 3… it’s 3
i should’ve guessed, ever since i told him about this he’s been hiding and stuff—but he was pretty convincing; i shouldn’t be offended but i kinda am, i don’t even like 3, his hairstyle is stupid

someone get me the sanitized octoling ink