Uhh , close calls , I fell 2 stories inside a building due to a massive while being “patched” by the thin ass piece of wood ,whilst carrying heavy materials
And I almost got hit by a big ass firework , which hit a car and easily dented the fuck out of the door
I donβt know if this counts, but when I was a wee boy, I tried to go down the stairs and then ended up rolling down it, it was really painful.
BUT if you want something else, I remember the time when I was in primary school, I was playing a game on P.E and then I ended up getting mad, jumping about and then I sprained my ankle,
I had to stay at my house until the ankle was healed, the thing on my leg kept annoying me so I had to remove it, but I decided to put a towel on it to keep myself hidden but I got caught.
be me
be about 13
biking down big walkway/hill in park
fast af
cut across tall grassy area next to the walkways mid-hill to get to other side
don’t see tree stump
literally yeet myself a good distance like a GTA windshield crash
For me, Iβve had only one huge injury my life which was actually nearly fatal. Lets just say a tv fell on my head when I was like, 4. Shouldβve died but apparently Iβm gods gift to the world and let my ass live instead of someone important…
That and one time my leg got split open by a bike chain somehow. Owch.
Like, not necessarily, but I’ve had so many mediocre injuries that I basically don’t feel pain, so imma just rapid-fire some random ones that actually kinda hurt
Tripped and skinned the shit out of my knee in 1st grade running around during recess, hurt a lot because I was a first grader
Accidentally fell off my scooter in 1st grade and slid down a steep ass hill on the sidewalk all the way down to the street, at least 10-15 seconds of sliding down, had scrapes in all sorts of places afterward
Got hit in the head with a stray metal lunchbox that fell from the sky in kindergarten, had a big ol bump on my head for a week or so
Hit in the face with a tetherball in 3rd grade, kinda hurt for while
Popped my kneecap in 3rd grade when I tried jumping from a chair to the couch and landed face first into cold hard tile.
Fell out of top bunk bed in 4th grade, hit head on dresser and hit back on bed
Tripped while running late to class in 6th grade, head hit iron bars full speed, then landed in mud
Ran into a kid who was at least 300 pounds and twice my size while running late to class in 7th grade, flew about three feet into the air, 10 feet back, and landed headfirst into a concrete pillar, stabbing myself in the back with a pencil that was in my bag on the way down
7th grade, I slipped in a puddle on a rainy day because I was running late to class, got winded, same 300 pound behemoth tripped on me and landed on my gut
In 7th grade after school I dropped a 20 pound dumbell onto my foot
In 8th grade I sliced my finger with an Exacto knife trying to make something
In 8th grade I burned myself with a recently acquired 900 degree woodburner trying to see if it was hot yet(it was)
Last month I dropped an 8 foot long 2×4 onto my head, then fell onto my foot
4 days ago I received several cuts trying to deconstruct a tape measure
36 seconds ago I slammed my finger into my desk trying to type this
And that’s all the somewhat painful injuries I can remember!
I’ve never had a major injury but I almost died when I was born so it’s not an injury really but I guess it’s major
yes i busted my head open once and got staples
yes my brain was damaged from looking at you
Leg bone fucked up
Uhh , close calls , I fell 2 stories inside a building due to a massive while being “patched” by the thin ass piece of wood ,whilst carrying heavy materials
And I almost got hit by a big ass firework , which hit a car and easily dented the fuck out of the door
“While” was supposed to be the word “Hole”
I donβt know if this counts, but when I was a wee boy, I tried to go down the stairs and then ended up rolling down it, it was really painful.
BUT if you want something else, I remember the time when I was in primary school, I was playing a game on P.E and then I ended up getting mad, jumping about and then I sprained my ankle,
I had to stay at my house until the ankle was healed, the thing on my leg kept annoying me so I had to remove it, but I decided to put a towel on it to keep myself hidden but I got caught.
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I broke my wrist before
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in school playing tag In recess and the kid taged me and I fell on my hand
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It felt like someone pushed me
be me
be about 13
biking down big walkway/hill in park
fast af
cut across tall grassy area next to the walkways mid-hill to get to other side
don’t see tree stump
literally yeet myself a good distance like a GTA windshield crash
really only hurt my knee a little tbh
For me, Iβve had only one huge injury my life which was actually nearly fatal. Lets just say a tv fell on my head when I was like, 4. Shouldβve died but apparently Iβm gods gift to the world and let my ass live instead of someone important…
That and one time my leg got split open by a bike chain somehow. Owch.
Struck by a 4X4. Leg hasn’t looked the same since.
Like, not necessarily, but I’ve had so many mediocre injuries that I basically don’t feel pain, so imma just rapid-fire some random ones that actually kinda hurt
Tripped and skinned the shit out of my knee in 1st grade running around during recess, hurt a lot because I was a first grader
Accidentally fell off my scooter in 1st grade and slid down a steep ass hill on the sidewalk all the way down to the street, at least 10-15 seconds of sliding down, had scrapes in all sorts of places afterward
Got hit in the head with a stray metal lunchbox that fell from the sky in kindergarten, had a big ol bump on my head for a week or so
Hit in the face with a tetherball in 3rd grade, kinda hurt for while
Popped my kneecap in 3rd grade when I tried jumping from a chair to the couch and landed face first into cold hard tile.
Fell out of top bunk bed in 4th grade, hit head on dresser and hit back on bed
Tripped while running late to class in 6th grade, head hit iron bars full speed, then landed in mud
Ran into a kid who was at least 300 pounds and twice my size while running late to class in 7th grade, flew about three feet into the air, 10 feet back, and landed headfirst into a concrete pillar, stabbing myself in the back with a pencil that was in my bag on the way down
7th grade, I slipped in a puddle on a rainy day because I was running late to class, got winded, same 300 pound behemoth tripped on me and landed on my gut
In 7th grade after school I dropped a 20 pound dumbell onto my foot
In 8th grade I sliced my finger with an Exacto knife trying to make something
In 8th grade I burned myself with a recently acquired 900 degree woodburner trying to see if it was hot yet(it was)
Last month I dropped an 8 foot long 2×4 onto my head, then fell onto my foot
4 days ago I received several cuts trying to deconstruct a tape measure
36 seconds ago I slammed my finger into my desk trying to type this
And that’s all the somewhat painful injuries I can remember!
You certainly seem like a clumsy fellow, or just very unlucky.