• Get your tickets while you can!

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    • Wait…who gave the chicken a knife?!

      Shit, not this again…

      2022-05-25 18:01:15 UTC 8
      • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitWait…who gave the chicken a knife?! Shit, not this again…

        2022-05-25 18:04:48 UTC 4
    • I’d pay to see this but the winner is clear.

      2022-05-25 18:04:28 UTC 6
      • Replying to: anomalyI’d pay to see this but the winner is clear.

        Yea, the box is impossible to open, or isn’t it?

        2022-05-25 18:24:57 UTC 4
        • Replying to: ➡️Robert-adam⬅️Yea, the box is impossible to open, or isn't it?

          So in my entry Max spills a potion that causes the chest to (temporarily) gain life

          Hence the plant-based arms and legs

          Bagel can

          1. Menacingly stare someone to death
          2. Stab
          3. Stab with beak
          4. Kick the balls off someone
          5. Eat a pepper and belch Fire, both ends
          6. Eat, strong stomach
          7. Suffocation via blubber to face

          Chest can

          1. Slap
          2. Run

          2022-05-25 18:28:31 UTC 0
          • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitSo in my entry Max spills a potion that causes the chest to

            5. Belch Fire from both ends.
            *insert rock face meme*

            2022-05-25 19:32:07 UTC 1
    • Chicken man, no discussion.

      2022-05-25 18:59:45 UTC 1
  • Choose Your Weapon!

    Wait uh…does that count?!

    No that’s not how that works!

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    • Wait… Old max? What the heck’s going on? Multiverse Type Stuff?

      2022-05-24 16:12:31 UTC 1
      • Replying to: anomalyWait... Old max? What the heck’s going on? Multiverse Type S

        Brutally throwing old maxes

        2022-05-24 16:19:20 UTC 1
        • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitBrutally throwing old maxes

          Oh my god, yes. I absolutely love that.

          2022-05-24 16:20:25 UTC 2
    • MY WEAPON OF CHOICE!
      BALLS OF STEEL RAAAGHHH

      2022-05-24 16:12:53 UTC 10
      • Replying to: StickHelmetMY WEAPON OF CHOICE! BALLS OF STEEL RAAAGHHH

        *wheeze*

        2022-05-24 16:19:04 UTC 2
      • Replying to: StickHelmetMY WEAPON OF CHOICE! BALLS OF STEEL RAAAGHHH

        Ayo why you on private browsing-

        2022-05-25 18:12:49 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitAyo why you on private browsing-

          I was on my school device when I took a picture of this, I did it so that the stuff I look up like sticknodes, games, or other things that isn’t school related doesn’t show up in the history of searches, since you can’t delete history.

          2022-06-06 20:36:28 UTC 1
  • Bagel ate a pepper (gone sexual)

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    • 2022-05-24 14:49:55 UTC 8
    • i take it the schools are routinely sprinkling crack onto the lunches

      only explanation

      2022-05-24 14:55:50 UTC 9
    • Realistically Bagel would just be sick, she wouldn’t be doing… sexual things like the weird caption you put Said. Maybe this is a fever dream bagel had. Is bagel actually able to grow to that size?

      2022-05-24 15:09:52 UTC 1
      • Replying to: anomalyRealistically Bagel would just be sick, she wouldn’t be doin

        *he

        And no, he can’t grow to that size

        2022-05-24 15:12:51 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Cheese Biscuit*he And no, he can’t grow to that size

          Okay, good cause if a chicken was that size… their birb brain would associate tiny humans with bugs, extinction would be days away.

          2022-05-24 15:15:20 UTC 1
      • Replying to: anomalyRealistically Bagel would just be sick, she wouldn’t be doin

        the (gone sexual) thing is a joke it doesn’t have anything to do with what’s happening in the pic

        Weirdo

        2022-05-24 15:44:42 UTC 0
        • Replying to: that alien dudethe (gone sexual) thing is a joke it doesn't have anything

          Get off my posts

          I don’t care what you are saying I don’t want to see it, just delete it

          2022-05-24 15:46:45 UTC 0
          • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitGet off my posts I don’t care what you are saying I don’t w

            Preach it, brotha’

            2022-05-24 15:48:29 UTC 0
    • 2022-05-24 15:14:30 UTC 6
    • Finally an animal to fight the Big Goos

      2022-05-24 16:18:33 UTC 1
  • Guys

    Guys

    Meet Bagel the Chicken

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    • He’s fricking fat lmao

      2022-05-24 00:32:43 UTC 2
    • Very cute KFC bucket birdie

      2022-05-24 00:34:07 UTC 2
    • *intense gasp* reminds me of when I wanted Caiman to have a duck, and the one I got was a cartoon duck, hat and everything that real ducks don’t have. To this day Caiman still is missing his pet duck.

      2022-05-24 00:34:29 UTC 1
    • 2022-05-24 00:39:45 UTC 8
      • Replying to: scarlett [dormant account]

        He’s a fat chicken

        But hey if you’re into fatty wings with like, no meat then good for you

        2022-05-24 00:42:04 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitHe’s a fat chicken But hey if you’re into fatty wings with

          thats fine because I don’t like chicken anyways

          2022-05-24 00:47:50 UTC 1
          • Replying to: scarlett [dormant account]thats fine because I don't like chicken anyways

            Fair enough

            2022-05-24 00:50:38 UTC 0
    • lame, roosters are better, 10/10 alarm clock they get you up and you can eat them right after

      2022-05-24 00:44:05 UTC 1
      • Replying to: [Abandoned]lame, roosters are better, 10/10 alarm clock they get you up

        He’s fat

        Y’all are American sounding mfs with this fat eating shit lmao

        2022-05-24 00:44:54 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitHe’s fat Y’all are American sounding mfs with this fat eati

          Chicken is universal

          2022-05-24 01:53:55 UTC 1
        • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitHe’s fat Y’all are American sounding mfs with this fat eati

          also
          a la mierda te refieres: American sounding mfs?

          2022-05-24 01:55:14 UTC 1
    • I actually have chickens, very well made compared to the real thing.
      Never heard a chicken burp though.

      2022-05-24 00:54:33 UTC 2
      • Replying to: anomalyI actually have chickens, very well made compared to the rea

        Fun fact: chickens can burp and fart

        Weird lol

        2022-05-24 00:58:14 UTC 1
    • Bagel the chicken is now my favorite character from this series

      2022-05-24 00:58:13 UTC 1
      • Replying to: MaawozBagel the chicken is now my favorite character from this ser

        Squiggle was another name I’d picked

        2022-05-24 00:59:22 UTC 1
        • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitSquiggle was another name I’d picked

          I was going to name Caiman’s duck Pato, I think It’s Duck in Spanish, like Caiman’s name is gator in Spanish.

          2022-05-24 01:03:48 UTC 1
          • Replying to: anomalyI was going to name Caiman’s duck Pato, I think It’s Duck in

            You’re right about both of those

            2022-05-24 01:04:53 UTC 0
    • man’s chicken played league of legends for too long

      2022-05-24 01:32:05 UTC 2
    • A few years from now, he’s gonna be Kentucky fried

      2022-05-24 01:37:48 UTC 1
  • Motivation is rapidly declining 💀

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    • I still need to re-do Zero so I can throw him in here

      2022-05-23 13:34:12 UTC 2
    • Pretty good so far, I give you my motivation to do schoolwork use it well 🫠

      2022-05-23 13:43:03 UTC 3
  • Small problem:

    Max can only use his powers under the moon…this is a darn sunset ._.

    I gotta get real creative in this good grief

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  • Hee hee

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    • Also better blur quality my ass

      Had to turn it off because the glow and drop shadow looked weird, instead of being a line it was like

      A zigzag

      2022-05-21 16:16:19 UTC 2
    • “You’ve been hit by, You’ve been struck by, a smooth maximus.” *bow!*

      2022-05-21 16:18:08 UTC 4
      • Replying to: anomaly“You’ve been hit by, You’ve been struck by, a smooth maximus

        Legends who know the lyrics:

        2022-05-21 16:19:12 UTC 2
        • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitLegends who know the lyrics:

          I always preferred oldies music.
          Anything Post-1990.

          2022-05-21 16:23:29 UTC 2
    • @beginninganimator RTX this.

      2022-05-21 16:21:15 UTC 5
      • Replying to: anomaly@beginninganimator RTX this.

        Yes

        I second this

        2022-05-21 16:22:34 UTC 2
        • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitYes I second this

          i seventh this

          2022-05-24 18:25:11 UTC 1
    • “sup, ma’ lady”

      2022-05-24 18:16:09 UTC 0
  • More suit progress

    @teothedan I hope you don’t mind the style, this also serves as his usual suit whenever I need it, so there will be some unusual suit-ish elements

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    • Definitely giving this Mf a fedora

      Fedoras are cool

      2022-05-20 20:36:28 UTC 3
      • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitDefinitely giving this Mf a fedora Fedoras are cool

        I agree

        2022-05-20 20:38:15 UTC 1
      • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitDefinitely giving this Mf a fedora Fedoras are cool

        Top hats better

        2022-05-20 20:38:53 UTC 2
        • Replying to: StickHelmetTop hats better

          Imagine putting a hat on a helmet

          2022-05-20 20:42:59 UTC 2
          • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitImagine putting a hat on a helmet

            Just shows how much you respect your hats and helmets

            2022-05-20 22:06:25 UTC 2
  • Going to start Max’s formal outfit for @teothedan

    This earring contains a small amount of a leaf from the Lunos plant, for good luck. It has been passed down for generations among the royal family, becoming a recognizable accessory among the Startouched.

    Due to their religion (WIP), for formal occasions and funerals they comb their hair down on one eye, to honor the moon god Lytsu (Ly from Lykos, Greek for wolf and Tsu from Tsuki, Japanese for moon). It symbolizes the humbleness of not wanting to stare the biggest moon directly when all three are full, as that one is thought to be the moon god’s eye, the other two his hands to aid in those who need.

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    • Noice, make sure it’s quite dapper

      2022-05-19 19:22:09 UTC 1
      • Replying to: teo diggity danNoice, make sure it's quite dapper

        I will

        May I ask what it’s for?

        2022-05-19 19:25:33 UTC 1
        • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitI will May I ask what it’s for?

          It’s for a meme animation, won’t really say what it is yet but it’ll be lipsynced and will cameo a lot of users dressed as fine drippy gentlemen

          I’ll reveal what it is specifically once all the figs are in

          2022-05-19 19:27:49 UTC 1
          • Replying to: teo diggity danIt's for a meme animation, won't really say what it is yet

            Cool, so I don’t need the cane-with-a-secret-blade thingie?

            2022-05-19 19:31:39 UTC 1
            • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitCool, so I don’t need the cane-with-a-secret-blade thingie?

              unfortunately you won’t need to murder anyone, no

              2022-05-19 19:34:37 UTC 1
    • Lystu is pronounced (Lee-tsoo)

      The t is not silent.

      2022-05-19 19:24:51 UTC 0
  • @flamebluewolf

    Thanks for being my stress released lmao

    Who’s next

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  • I will not stop until he world has been blown to ash

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  • Boom Spears, gold tipped for penetrating and piercing through armored vehicles and buildings.

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  • Homemade explosion

    Explosive enthusiast Max approves

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  • This is fun

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  • No way a crappy rendered gif

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