Pinned by Tynamo on 2025-05-27 22:52:35 UTC

  • Wait what do you mean splatoon is 10 years old already

    Ah shit I need to make more splatoon stks then

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  • Yall am I cooked 😭

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  • Bro they reached 800,000,000/700,000,000 golden eggs and its only 2/3 days of the big run wth 😭😭

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  • Yall idk which Splatfest team to choose

    Which

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  • 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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  • Nobody told me the BIG Big run was happening right now

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  • Horrorboros fucking died

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  • Noway

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  • FINALLY BEAT THAT SON OF A BITCH MEGALODONTIA

    When the cutscene started the screen turned to black for like 2 seconds, then back to normal with no sound and then sound came back

    Which was weird

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  • \”Frye Onaga you have disappointed me for the final time. In the moments that I have supported you, it would bring me nothing but sheer suffering. I despise our commonalities. I could win with the hands of [Blue] and [Flatso], but damnit, why not yours? Tainted in my touch. Today you mock the nihilists. Tomorrow, you will count your precious breaths as the sky will soon turn red with wrath as I unleash three beasts bred to wreck havoc on these godforsaken lands. Pray that, if you survive, I shall let you follow me in the next festival, for it will cost me to follow you. Cost me what? My sanity. My last ounce of it. \”

    – Chimbo, Splatoon 3 (2024)

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  • Stingers are the bane of my existence

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    • I just realized this was splatoon

      2024-05-19 23:03:58 UTC 0
      • Replying to: StickguyI just realized this was splatoon

        Was it the group it was posted in that gave it away?

        2024-05-19 23:23:49 UTC 0
  • What de fuk

    Now we have to fight 3 King salmonids in big run

    My teams can barely defeat 1 how are we supposed to kill 3 OF THEM

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  • Spoon 3 stuffs that nobody cares about but i want to share anyways because idk what to post at the moment:

    I finally beat a King Salmonid, but only 10 bronze scales (aka absolute garbage)

    I’m finally a Profreshional +2

    I beat Side order with Dualies, Splatana, Roller, Sniper rifle.

    And that’s it, my mental health is at a all-time low now

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    • I want that game so badly :/

      2024-05-11 00:42:05 UTC 2
      • Replying to: Golden//RalseiI want that game so badly :/

        Get it for your birthday or something

        2024-05-11 00:44:51 UTC 2
      • Replying to: Golden//RalseiI want that game so badly :/

        steamunlocked.net

        its a pirated steam directory site

        basically free steam game directories, with all their files (steam.api, mod folders, etc) and stuff

        make sure to get a good adblock like Ads Killer, its a chrome extension. the files/games themselves dont have any viruses but the website has those “lucy is in your area” typa popups, so adblock prevents those from showing

        if youre against piracy then idfk

        2024-05-11 02:49:22 UTC 1
        • Replying to: 🪵 Revenant Log 🪵steamunlocked.net its a pirated steam directory site basic

          Splatoon is a nintendo game :/

          2024-05-11 04:58:37 UTC 2
  • Look at them, Swarming Laguendos

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