• *ANGRY TEIMO SWEARING*

    Damn, my car making skills have been truly upgraded after returning to the site…or after I opened my other account….or it’s after JDMatt makes the 240Z

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  • Made little sketch on User City’s Map…….the city area’s too small tho…and lacks of roads and details….also some highway leading to another sections of StickNodes Land….
    @ralph name some of the places….

    Sorry if my writing’s too bad tho, rip.
    That touge course tho….too much turns and hairpins…should i make a beach area btw?

    And well, I wanna accept a challenge to make the front view of Satsuma AMP without tracing it from a picture but my mind.

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    • idk about names but incorporate

      RalphCo obviously
      something with kangaroos
      DBZ
      Scarf Land
      SN drama

      also this reminds me of the types of doodles I’d make in school of basically a top-down military compound

      where to put roads and watch towers and guards and all that

      and then come up with a plan of attack to sneak in

      paying attention in school is 4 nerdz

      2020-02-22 16:39:22 UTC 5
      • Replying to: Ralph (Developer)idk about names but incorporate RalphCo obviously something

        i never finish homework when i’m home….and i’ve made some bio about User City.
        Welp,
        Mayor: Ralph
        Minister: Arc, Sean (kill him)
        Wealth: 1,300,000,000 NC/NB
        Currency: Node Coins/Node Bucks (1NB/NC=$0.85)
        Company: (you choose, m8).

        And should I made a company called Nodes Automobile™ under the investment of 655,000NC/NB (or we can negotiate business).

        Choose, Node Bucks or just Node Coins…

        2020-02-22 16:51:34 UTC 0
  • Neatn’t™
    and fact: Did you know that factory engine control units (ECU) can decrease top speed of a car. also, did you know that the Sultan of Brunei has a series of right hand Ferrari F40 tho it’s quite banned.

    And another fact that China creates gunpowder as an item during war.

    Anyway, i’ve done this 1968 Mazda Cosmo…the design is cool……anyway, what classic car should i make next. S500 or just the toyota 2000gt if you’re straight.

    and that damn headlight is something hard for me…them idiotic Bosozoku biker gang is just something i wanted to destroy…i really hate bikes.

    And should i do a random speech next time or…

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    • shiny and metallic as hell

      wow

      also everyone loves random speeches!

      2020-02-20 16:13:08 UTC 0
      • Replying to: Ralph (Developer)shiny and metallic as hell wow also everyone loves random

        i love the neat gradients…..sorry, random account switching

        2020-02-21 10:53:12 UTC 0
  • Might’ve put these cars into figs if you want me to well, make your signature cars….anyways, @thestewman sorry, i kinda pissed ya off, m8…anyway, im’ma pick the GT for ya…but well, what i said about scorpo, well….it’s actually real (i’m not good at lying, yall know that)

    well, let’s just say, i only have 3 cars which i care (datsun 100a, ae86 and supra rz)…and these three…laid in my garage cus i don’t have good taste on German cars…anyway…but i kinda decided to sell em off as performance cars…and stop calling me Jury, dammit.

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  • Truly RICE’d car (Ralph.co Edition). @ralph btw.

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    • I see no rice

      2020-02-16 11:43:25 UTC 4
      • Replying to: RefrigeratorI see no rice

        If you’re an actual car enthusiast, the term “RICE” has two meanings:
        1) Race-Inspired Cosmetics Enhancements
        2) Radically Immature Car Enthusiast.

        Most RICErs (immature car guys) used low-price cosmetic parts (which were race inspired. e.g. spoilers, bumpers etc). RICErs are most likely poor, and have a bad taste on making their cars beautiful. Tuners, well, they are opposite. They have a good taste on car cosmetics, and used fiberglass parts on their cars. Tuners are rich guys, and spends their money on engine parts more than cosmetics…RICErs spend almost nothing on the engine….that’s a lil ted talk, sorry.

        2020-02-16 11:50:20 UTC 4
    • legit lmao’d

      perfect

      the damn simple ass “Ralph”

      just “Ralph”

      2020-02-16 15:55:38 UTC 1
    • I like the car

      2020-02-16 22:46:01 UTC 3
  • The 290hp Small Block V8-powered Mustang Boss 302 has finished. I’m gonna RICE Ralph’s car later. And I suck at making scenes

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  • @jmbg, im’ma tail ur back on making a such car…@ralph it’s almost done, so i’ll make the Ralph.co one.

    And boi…such an impression in this, from a dude who makes trash-looking Ford Model T’s to such a detailed-looking car. Man, that vinyl and rims calms me down (tho the wheels should be rallye, idk)

    and i can’t add the “BOSS 302” part of the vinyl cus it passes 384 nodes, sort of…quite a beauty.

    The interior and the right door left…

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  • New sticknodes mini game that\’s inside of sticknodes?

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  • Well, @ralph i think sn racers should be a top down game since:
    1) Steering looks weird on side view, and looks flat.
    2) There\’s too much corners in User City (under project, @epitaph200 how the full map of user city looks like btw?).
    3) Spins…idk but adding physics in the game makes it cool, especially when someone Shingo-ing a rival.

    Idea for rallying in a 100A tho…

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    • I GO TO SLEEP AND I WAKE UP AND NOW RALPH IS MAKING A NEW GAME?!?!

      2020-02-14 11:24:48 UTC 1
    • we’re purely talking hypothetical here but that is likely what i would do

      also i’d make it focus a lot more of chaotic-explosion/fighting while racing in a very simple track (auto-accelerate likely)

      and ya’ll just blasting the hell out of each other

      actually would be fun as multiplayer but ain’t nobody got time for that

      2020-02-14 12:31:07 UTC 0
      • Replying to: Ralph (Developer)we're purely talking hypothetical here but that is likely w

        i have another idea, i wanted to get this into a game like gta cus it sets in user city..it has free roaming with the ability to walk/run or even punching people without reasons…and of course, ability to choose between manual/auto-shift, automatic gear, dual-clutch and even sequential gearbox depending on which type of gearbox the engine has…i’m trying to make it look like a random car enthusiast simulator (and even an engine swapping feature). But still, i think putting the car in auto throttle is bad, especially if the game is not arcade enough.
        and making it a top down game is good because of some place has no straight roads…anyway, a footage on your dorifto.

        2020-02-14 13:04:50 UTC 0
  • Overpowered cars….I’m the one who tuned them up, relax boi…and yeah, jdmatt is the best rally guy here.

    Stew smashed my car tho

    I don’t think I can handle a supercar tho cus the engine’s thicc

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    • oh my lol

      this is actually a group

      I would legit *love* to make a game like this

      the ideas…they are flowing so hard rn

      2020-02-13 15:34:34 UTC 2
      • Replying to: Ralph (Developer)oh my lol this is actually a group I would legit *love* to

        This flows in my mind when I’m in school during recess….well, i want to have no salary, cus i never set a bank account yet even after living in the same country for 14 years and 7 months. oh and can you put me as one of the car makers in the game (probably asking @jmbg to join force) if you’re gonna make one.

        2020-02-13 15:42:03 UTC 5
        • Replying to: Jadey M's Post-2019 Stickfigure LibraryThis flows in my mind when I'm in school during recess....w

          well, i want to have no salary, cus i never set a bank account yet even after living in the same country for 14 years and 7 months

          what the frick

          2020-02-13 15:58:48 UTC 2
    • That’s some beefed up horses right there

      2020-02-14 06:34:53 UTC 1
  • My car barely reaches 387km/h….eh, not too much highway guys in User City, sort of.

    Anyway, he’s the finished product with Jack’s Pattern.

    And boi, how much do I spend on that Stuttgart lightweight car…Slap gets the parts back then.

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  • So @ralph I think i gotta make your own signature car….but you gotta pay me 250,000 NC (Node Coins currency, used in SN Racers roleplay game)…..I\’ll gotta build the car from the chassis to the engine…

    A lot of aftermarket parts, but just reaches 560 bhp, sort of:
    1) Racing suspension
    2) Rallye tires
    3) Roll cage
    4) Bucket seats with 6 point harness
    5) Stance adjust
    6) Fiberglass Mustang Boss 302 classic.
    7) Racing steering wheel
    8) Luxury gear stick
    9) Full body-kit

    Engine:
    1) Custom pistons
    2) Custom air intake
    3) Custom head gasket
    4) 6-speed gearbox with 3.900 (Highwayman\’s) gear ratio
    5) Stage 3 Turbochargers
    6) Racing intercooler
    7) Performance ECU
    8) Performance Tuning

    Well, costs less than Jack\’s roadster (500,000 NC).

    Top speed is 343 km/h.

    Also, join this group tho, @jack as well cus these cars are SN Racers exclusive cars.

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    • Gahh too much numbers!

      2020-02-12 11:46:46 UTC 0
    • 560hp with rally tires is a bad idea if you’re driving on normal road conditions especially if it’s a mustang

      2020-02-12 11:52:17 UTC 1
      • Replying to: Chadison560hp with rally tires is a bad idea if you're driving on n

        the fact that you’re both car people and you both have a prominent “J” “D” in your name keeps confusing me

        stop

        also obviously ralph.nodes would drive a mclaren f1

        …only because that’s the only “cool, expensive” car I know bc of Need for Speed

        2020-02-12 12:17:09 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Ralph (Developer)the fact that you're both car people and you both have a pr

          JDM means Japanese Domestic Market so maybe we just both like japanese cars ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          2020-02-12 12:24:00 UTC 1
        • Replying to: Ralph (Developer)the fact that you're both car people and you both have a pr

          ah, the fastest car back in the 90s, with bmw v12 engine, gold lining (best heat resistor), central seat position for driver, and lightweight af.

          2020-02-12 12:25:53 UTC 1
          • Replying to: Jadey M's Post-2019 Stickfigure Libraryah, the fastest car back in the 90s, with bmw v12 engine, go

            the damn car encyclopedia over here

            2020-02-12 13:46:20 UTC 0
      • Replying to: Chadison560hp with rally tires is a bad idea if you're driving on n

        How about the standard tires? oh and what’s your email address again?

        2020-02-12 12:22:11 UTC 0
    • OP for Ralph it can defeat a Bugatti Divo in a race

      2020-02-12 11:55:37 UTC 1
    • if you actually make a slick-ass car for ralph.nodes (gotta have Ralphco branding) and it’s actually slick-ass as you describe, I might actually send you a *real* dollar

      2020-02-12 12:15:43 UTC 0
      • Replying to: Ralph (Developer)if you actually make a slick-ass car for ralph.nodes (gotta

        Ralph make a racing game where I’m top tier

        2020-02-12 12:16:54 UTC 1
        • Replying to: JackFlyRalph make a racing game where I’m top tier

          oh my butts…

          stick nodes racers-

          my weird fascination with making 2D top-down racing games of past, but combined with SN characters with wacky-ass powers

          2020-02-12 12:19:19 UTC 1
          • Replying to: Ralph (Developer)oh my butts... stick nodes racers- my weird fascination wi

            no, no superpowers can be added for this truly human-only game…no elements, just skill, and what under the hood…or the bootlid, or under the seat if it’s a van.

            2020-02-12 12:54:21 UTC 0
        • Replying to: JackFlyRalph make a racing game where I’m top tier

          You’re the main guy for drag, highway race is my bottle of beer

          2020-02-12 12:23:45 UTC 0
  • Which signature car should i make:
    1) Ralph\’s
    2) That kind of boiling Stew\’s (I\’m happy with that name, and I\’ll destroy his car then, extreme revenge)
    3) Mine (wait, i\’ve made it, or I\’ll make another car)
    4) JDMatt\’s (Will do my best)
    5) Sean\’s actual bike (cAr)
    6) Whatst?

    Y\’all niggas pick the Face player, Stüü\’s, right? Well, I\’ll rig his car soon.

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  • OUR *communism flashbacks intensifies* Ford T-bucket (but the bucket is fiberglass) of JackFly…Made it cus the original is made when I was VERY, VERY BAD AT MAKING SUPERCHARGED ENGINES AND IT’S RICED MUFFLERS. sorry, gonna say them out loud.
    and in valentine (random hehe), what’s ur crush?

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  • Should I make this Laika 601 Deluxe (Low-poly Trabant 601)…..as a thing to get that “bowl of soup” pissed off with this German Democratic Republic’s 2-stroke car? Answer in “Jah” or with “-n’t”. Also, no copyright acts (didn’t learn stuffs like this) for the original Trabant 601 fig, yes.

    Maybe drink some wine back in Berlin.

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