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    Goodnight Chat

    Streak Continues: Night 4

    (Fnaf ref???)
    Nothing to say so I might as well state how the Streak works for future reference.

    Each night I am (or anyone) is required to make a nightly post. Usually it’s after the log but sometimes before. And it could towards a tally system that I keep in a physical notebook, just to make sure I don’t forget.

    If the post was forgotten about, it can be saved with a “good morning chat” post. But that post doesn’t count towards the Streak, and can become invalid after 3 days of GMC posts (and no GNC posts), of them which the streak will be reset by default no matter what.

    This exists so that I won’t accidentally be inactive for too long, which if you know me- I have a bad habit of. (I MISS EVERYTHING!) but that’s okay!

    Anyone can participate in this aswell, doesn’t matter if you just joined or if you’ve been here since the beginning, anyone is welcome to make a GN/GM post, you don’t even have to ask me.
    (Fairly uncommon though so don’t expect anyone to step in casually, this is usually my thing)

    May be changed or expanded upon later in the future, but it’s quite simple so I doubt it’ll change too much. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

    That said, goodnight everyone! Or good morning depending on your time zone/time viewing this post…

    Madness Combat 1 OST - DJ Birdie Chicken Dance


    Mmmm chicken… 🍗

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  • its my turn now

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  • Alright @ralph you gotta fix this delay while logged off thing man because it’s starting to make zero sense.

    It glitched a song, THAT DIDN’T EVEN EXIST HERE AT THE TIME OF THE… SNAPSHOT.
    I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT

    IT MAKES NO SENSE!!! how does this happen? Why is there a delay anyways?? It’s getting worse year after year man.

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  • Extra Extra!!

    NEWS : CONTINUED? AGIAN??

    “AFTER SEVERAL HOURS (days) OF INCOMPETENCE:

    WE FINALLY HAVE… two more sketches.

    ♪ ♬ REMARKABLE !! ♪ ♫”

    *robot sigh*

    LETS GET RIGHT TO BUSINESS:

    THE FIRST SKETCH SHOWS A SUSPECT NICKNAMED “DISK” OR AS OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CALLED THEM, “DISK-BUG”

    THEY ARE SUSPECTED TO USE INCREDIBLY LOUD SOUND WAVES IN ORDER TO DISORIENT VICTIMS, BREAK WALLS AND DOORS, AND SEVERLY DEAFEN ANYONE WHO STANDS IN THEIR WAY.

    THEY APPEAR TO BE… HOMEMADE… PROFESSIONALLY… AND WERE CRAFTED OUT OF A “BAÜSS AUDIO” 90s ERA RADIO/CD PLAYER. AND THEIR MAIN WEAPON IS MUSIC DISCS, HENCE THE NICKNAME.

    IT IS THEORIZED THAT THEY CAN PLAY AUDIO DIRECTLY FROM THESE DISKS (DUH), BUT ARE ALSO ABLE TO STORE MULTIPLE DISKS AT ONCE, AND ARE EVEN ABLE TO FIRE THEM AT HIGH VELOCITY. TURNING AN EVERYDAY OBJECT INTO A HEAVILY DANGEROUS ONE.
    … AND ESSENTIALLY FLYING RAZOR BLADE! INSANITY!!

    THESE DISKS SHATTER ON CONTACT, SENDING FRAGMENTS EVERYWHERE.

    -THERE WERE MANY BROKEN DISKS FOUND AT THE SCENE OF THE NFN ROBBERY.

    THE SECOND SKETCH SHOWS A SUSPECT NICKNAMED “FLASH MOB” , BECAUSE OF HIS OVERWHELMINGLY MOBSTER-LIKE APPEARANCE. AND A FACE MADE OUT OF A LITERAL CAMERA.

    HE IS THE MOST DANGEROUS OUT OF THE BUNCH, IT IS THEORIZED THAT HE USES OLDER WEAPONONRY BECAUSE HE IS TOO SKILLED… AND FINDS MODERN WEAPONS BORING.

    ( THIS IS BASED OFF WITNESS REPORTS OF HIM CARRYING A MAUSER, LEVER ACTION RIFLES AND SHOTGUNS, AND PERHAPS EVEN VARIOUS REVOLVERS AND A THOMPSON OR TWO)

    ALTHOUGH HE WAS ALSO SPOTTED WITH TWO MODERN ERA RPGs… ALTHOUGH UNLOADED.

    IT IS SUSPECTED THAT HE USES INCREDIBLY BRIGHT FLASHES TO DISTRACT, BLIND, AND SUBDUE ANYONE THAT MAY STAND IN HIS WAY.

    HE IS ALSO REPORTED TO HAVE METAL CLAWS, YES YOU HEARD ME. * METAL CLAWS * THAT HE USES AS HIS SECONDARY WEAPON.

    HE WAS ALSO REPORTED TO BE DRESSED IN A GRAY TRENCH COAT, AND AS WITNESSES SAY “MOVES LIKE A SHADOW” THROUGH HALLWAYS AND CORRIDORS.

    YOU COULD BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIM AND NEVER KNOW, FOR HE NEVER LEAVES A TRACE.
    ONLY 3 WITNESSES REPORTED SEEING HIM.
    (3 OUT OF 16 NFN EMPLOYEES)

    A COMPLETE ANOMALY, AND HE “MAY BE ABLE TO TURN INVISIBLE THROUGH SOME SORT OF TECHNOLOGY” . AS ONE WITNESSES PUT IT.

    THE ONLY REASON WE KNOW HE EXISTS IS BECAUSE HE DROPS POLAROID PHOTOS WHEN USING HIS ‘BLINDING FLASH’

    IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THESE TWO SUSPECTS, PLEASE CALL YOUR LOCAL EMERGENCY NUMBER. PLEASE AND THANK YOU

    want to know more on the situation? Read article about the NFN Robbery here: https://sticknodes.com/members/newsnetwork/activity/1897791/

    want to see the last round of Suspect Sketches? Read more about it here:
    https://sticknodes.com/members/newsnetwork/activity/1898087/

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    • Ignore Mistakes on Sketches, our local police are very incompetent… And they take… Pride in it.
      *Another robot sigh*

      MORE ON THE BIG MUSIC MONEY RAID, ON OUR NEXT ARTICLE. STAY TUNED

      2026-02-27 00:41:17 UTC 5
      • Replying to: News Bot (News Network)Ignore Mistakes on Sketches, our local police are very incom

        I’m dead serious their slogan is “Incompetent unite”
        *even louder robot sigh*

        It isn’t even a joke about police, Mikeyy just put a bunch of Mikeyy clones in charge of the law… That goes over just as well as you think it would.

        And technically, they have one officer (because it’s the same person… Cloned)
        *ROBOT SIGH-

        I really question my boss sometimes.
        (Had to clarify just in case there was any confusion)

        2026-02-27 01:02:16 UTC 5
        • Replying to: News Bot (News Network)I'm dead serious their slogan is "Incompetent unite" *eve

          YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY GOOD THINGS, THEIR WAY OF DOING THINGS IS JUST THEIR WAY, IF THEY TAKE PRIDE IN IT, DEAL WITH IT.

          IT JUST WORKS. NO COMPLAINTS. (because we don’t take any…
          I’m.
          Starting to see how this robbery happened in the first place)

          NAH ITS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS DONT QUESTION ME OR MY CLONES. WE HAVE A 100% SUCCESS RATE… on, paper-
          Just shut up. Shut up, shut up right now just hush. This is unacceptable, stick to the news buddy.

          2026-02-27 01:15:45 UTC 5
    • White people when you tell them there’s gonna be Persona soundtrack and a Smiling Friends watch party at the function:

      2026-02-27 00:48:38 UTC 8
      • Replying to: Wannabe OutlawWhite people when you tell them there's gonna be Persona so

        I only chose that because I’m pretty sure it plays during informative cut scenes, and we’re just trying to grab your attention!

        NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS and I liked the song NEWS NEWS DO YA LIKE THE NEWS? PROBABLY NOT ITS BAD NEWS OH NEWS NEWS NEWS

        2026-02-27 00:59:20 UTC 6
  • @NewsNetwork WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS MANE WAKE THE HAIL UP

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  • Idk why but I genuinely fucking cried my eyes out after hearing ts its fucking heavenly

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    • Something about it just.. makes me rethink everything I’ve ever done. It makes me think about my life and how I should spend my limited time that I have.. it’s so weirdly… nostalgic Even though this is my first time hearing it.

      Rant lmao

      2026-02-26 23:36:20 UTC 6
      • Replying to: PhoenicSomething about it just.. makes me rethink everything I've

        That’s so real.

        I have a whole playlist of songs like that, This is definitely going in there, for sure.

        Thanks for sharing Phoenic.

        2026-02-27 00:20:29 UTC 5
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    • also sorry if yall have been waiting for a part 2 to those police sketches, i cannot upload the images right now because almost all google site and stuff are blocked (typical school microslop) but im posting that shit asap i think yall are going to like it.

      im trying to keep the span between posts as short as possible.

      originally that stuff was going to be featured in a comic but that proved to be more time consuming that what i first thought, so i put it on the back burner. (im still going to include em in the comic but the original post will probably be linked in the comments)

      2026-02-26 17:21:35 UTC 7
    • The mini Funtime Freddy is named helpy

      2026-02-26 18:45:52 UTC 2
  • EXTREME HEADPHONES WARNING THIS SONG WILL SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH ITS LOUD ASS OPENING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME PLEASE, I LEARNED THE HARD WAY, VERY MUCH SO THE HARD WAY
    Thanks Celldweller, Jesus Christ.

    I’m serious your going to regret clicking play if you didn’t read this shit first, I tried to warn you.

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    • Also this is the theme to two lame ass magicians that kill people trying to do that “cut in half but still alive” trick

      Why THE FUCK do they choose songs like this for litterally normal murders? I don’t know, but I wouldn’t have found the song any other way.
      (Still talking about Dead Rising 2 btw)

      2026-02-26 11:38:00 UTC 4
      • Replying to: ✈︎ (Grenade Messiah)Also this is the theme to two lame ass magicians that kill p

        Although you know what actually matches one of the “psychopaths”?
        This, Snowflakes theme (A FUCKING TIGER)

        (You can also choose to spare her too : 3 she can be a COMPANION)

        Badass as fuckkkk

        2026-02-26 11:42:38 UTC 5
    • You fool. I have watched 170 ANALOG HORRORS WITH SOUNDS LIKE THIS ON MAX VOLUME

      2026-02-26 11:38:09 UTC 3
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  • Good Morning Chat

    STREAK SAVER – DOESN’T COUNT TWORDS STEAK COUNT – CURRENTLY STUCK AT 3 DAYS

    Current 2026 record : 3 Days

    Imma break character from all that real-time plot building and say that drawing comics is hard as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    That totally isn’t realated to anything I’ve been doing, don’t you dare get any ideas!… I definitely shared that concept art of NewsBot for no reason at all!
    Hubbada bing bing…

    In other news Good morning everyone, there’s not really much for me to say at the moment. Enjoy your day!

    Here’s a song from one of my all-time favorite games ever, from the Dead Rising franchise. Dead Rising 2.
    Believe it or not but this song is the theme to some activist who went crazy and tries to kill you with a broken piece of glass, this song goes way to hard for someone that simple 😭😭😭 especially the part at 3:33 , go ahead, skip to that part of the song I dare you (if you don’t have patience lol)

    Celldweller - Eon

    (Headphones warning ⚠️)

    Now I gotta go to f**** school, where they don’t allow Internet because they’re a bunch of pricks who thinks the youth is all the same and where YoU DoNt NeEd To UsE YoUr PhOnE AlL ThE TiMe man that shits about to make me bust a nerve but anyways I’ll see you all later I suppose.

    BULLS***

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  • BIG MUSIC MONEY LLC RAIDED

    NOT MUCH TO PROVIDE- SITUATION JUST HIT THE NEWS.

    HUGE COVERUP & OPERATION ; SUSPECTED TO BE DONE BY NEW GOVERNMENT AGENCY ; V.I.A , (Vortex Intelligence Agency or mostly known as Vortex Intelligence)

    LAWSUITS ARE SURE TO COME, AND EVEN POSSIBLY, FURTHER ACTION; THE FUTURE IS UNCERTAIN.

    IT IS SUSPECTED THAT THIS HAS BEEN A MULTI-DAY OPERATION, AND THAT WE HAVE JUST WITNESSED THE FINAL EXECUTION OF THEIR PLAN. NOT MUCH IS KNOWN ABOUT Vortex Intelligence AT THE MOMENT, NOR THEIR CAPABILITIES, BUT THEY ARE DEFINITELY DANGEROUS.

    STAY AWAY FROM DISTRICTS NEAR THE BMM BUILDING FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY; I RECOMMEND.


    (Situation heavily developing, more to come)

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    • My lawyer has advised me to completely rework and edit my comment, or any further comments I may make in the future.

      and my lawyer has also advised me to not make any threats, or-

      OHHH MIKEYY IM GOING-
      we’re going to settle this, or not- whatever you choose, I’m going to have a choice set of words for you later once I get more advice from my lawyer, you- *long pause*

      2026-02-24 10:46:51 UTC 6
      • Replying to: MusicBotMy lawyer has advised me to completely rework and edit my co

        are you implying that your going tie me into this? absolutely ridiculous, who would do such a thing? The only thing that ties my name to this is the fact I granted funds for that Agency, I am not legally responsible for their actions or their plans, they have their own ‘board of directors’ and president, the only thing I do is write the law and tell them the legal boundaries of which they have to follow- any attempts to throw me under the bus will prove to be a very unwise decision. If not the most unwise decision ever made in history.

        Tons of work went into Vortex, they are them. I am me. And I am the greatest president that has ever lived.
        you will not tarnish my reputation.

        If you still decide to mostly throw the darts at me, as you usually do, just know your going against the best lawyers that Sticknodia has to offer, and it will not be an easy battle.

        Nonetheless, see you in court. No matter the reason I’m there.

        2026-02-25 01:59:20 UTC 0
        • Replying to: ✈︎ (Grenade Messiah)are you implying that your going tie me into this? absolutel

          (did this for a MusicBot post btw I’m not deranged,)

          (I thought it was funny too)

          2026-02-25 11:44:12 UTC 0
    • ultrakill mentioned!! 😃😃

      2026-02-24 12:27:38 UTC 7
  • While I continue to cook, I might as well show you all what @newsnetwork canonically looks like.

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  • Goodnight Chat
    Goodnight everyone, was busier today than expected, then I passed out somewhere at 6 then woke up at, NO NOT 7, NOT 7, 8 MOTHER FUCKERS! BRAIN ROT ALL OF YOU!! BRAIN ROT!! YOU ALL HAVE IT!! and I do too : 3

    also, @iama , praying for you and your family, I wasn’t logged in but I saw your post earlier, I’m sorry you have to live in a place riddled by that bullshit. I ping you not only because you are a member of the NFN team but your also my friend, and I genuinely wish, pray, and hope, for your safety. And your family’s safety. I pray for all my friends because we never truly know what goes on beyond these screens but I am especially praying for you.

    I don’t really have much else to say, I’m a dumb American who’s never really lived in a place with war or violence to that degree, But I know it must be stressful to all hell. I pray that this can fucking blow over soon, and I pray that you, and once again your family, are safe, and that you can find some form of peace during these extremely stressful times.
    I pray for you, Wannabe Outlaw.

    goodnight chat, and goodnight Outlaw, hope you can at least get some decent sleep tonight.

    'DOOMjabes'- MF DOOM & Nujabes MIX/MASHUP - 15:44

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