Extra Extra!!

NEWS : CONTINUED? AGIAN??

“AFTER SEVERAL HOURS (days) OF INCOMPETENCE:

WE FINALLY HAVE… two more sketches.

♪ ♬ REMARKABLE !! ♪ ♫”

*robot sigh*

LETS GET RIGHT TO BUSINESS:

THE FIRST SKETCH SHOWS A SUSPECT NICKNAMED “DISK” OR AS OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CALLED THEM, “DISK-BUG”

THEY ARE SUSPECTED TO USE INCREDIBLY LOUD SOUND WAVES IN ORDER TO DISORIENT VICTIMS, BREAK WALLS AND DOORS, AND SEVERLY DEAFEN ANYONE WHO STANDS IN THEIR WAY.

THEY APPEAR TO BE… HOMEMADE… PROFESSIONALLY… AND WERE CRAFTED OUT OF A “BAÜSS AUDIO” 90s ERA RADIO/CD PLAYER. AND THEIR MAIN WEAPON IS MUSIC DISCS, HENCE THE NICKNAME.

IT IS THEORIZED THAT THEY CAN PLAY AUDIO DIRECTLY FROM THESE DISKS (DUH), BUT ARE ALSO ABLE TO STORE MULTIPLE DISKS AT ONCE, AND ARE EVEN ABLE TO FIRE THEM AT HIGH VELOCITY. TURNING AN EVERYDAY OBJECT INTO A HEAVILY DANGEROUS ONE.
… AND ESSENTIALLY FLYING RAZOR BLADE! INSANITY!!

THESE DISKS SHATTER ON CONTACT, SENDING FRAGMENTS EVERYWHERE.

-THERE WERE MANY BROKEN DISKS FOUND AT THE SCENE OF THE NFN ROBBERY.

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THE SECOND SKETCH SHOWS A SUSPECT NICKNAMED “FLASH MOB” , BECAUSE OF HIS OVERWHELMINGLY MOBSTER-LIKE APPEARANCE. AND A FACE MADE OUT OF A LITERAL CAMERA.

HE IS THE MOST DANGEROUS OUT OF THE BUNCH, IT IS THEORIZED THAT HE USES OLDER WEAPONONRY BECAUSE HE IS TOO SKILLED… AND FINDS MODERN WEAPONS BORING.

( THIS IS BASED OFF WITNESS REPORTS OF HIM CARRYING A MAUSER, LEVER ACTION RIFLES AND SHOTGUNS, AND PERHAPS EVEN VARIOUS REVOLVERS AND A THOMPSON OR TWO)

ALTHOUGH HE WAS ALSO SPOTTED WITH TWO MODERN ERA RPGs… ALTHOUGH UNLOADED.

IT IS SUSPECTED THAT HE USES INCREDIBLY BRIGHT FLASHES TO DISTRACT, BLIND, AND SUBDUE ANYONE THAT MAY STAND IN HIS WAY.

HE IS ALSO REPORTED TO HAVE METAL CLAWS, YES YOU HEARD ME. * METAL CLAWS * THAT HE USES AS HIS SECONDARY WEAPON.

HE WAS ALSO REPORTED TO BE DRESSED IN A GRAY TRENCH COAT, AND AS WITNESSES SAY “MOVES LIKE A SHADOW” THROUGH HALLWAYS AND CORRIDORS.

YOU COULD BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIM AND NEVER KNOW, FOR HE NEVER LEAVES A TRACE.
ONLY 3 WITNESSES REPORTED SEEING HIM.
(3 OUT OF 16 NFN EMPLOYEES)

A COMPLETE ANOMALY, AND HE “MAY BE ABLE TO TURN INVISIBLE THROUGH SOME SORT OF TECHNOLOGY” . AS ONE WITNESSES PUT IT.

THE ONLY REASON WE KNOW HE EXISTS IS BECAUSE HE DROPS POLAROID PHOTOS WHEN USING HIS ‘BLINDING FLASH’

IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THESE TWO SUSPECTS, PLEASE CALL YOUR LOCAL EMERGENCY NUMBER. PLEASE AND THANK YOU

want to know more on the situation? Read article about the NFN Robbery here: https://sticknodes.com/members/newsnetwork/activity/1897791/

want to see the last round of Suspect Sketches? Read more about it here:
https://sticknodes.com/members/newsnetwork/activity/1898087/

BIG MUSIC MONEY LLC RAIDED

NOT MUCH TO PROVIDE- SITUATION JUST HIT THE NEWS.

HUGE COVERUP & OPERATION ; SUSPECTED TO BE DONE BY NEW GOVERNMENT AGENCY ; V.I.A , (Vortex Intelligence Agency or mostly known as Vortex Intelligence)

LAWSUITS ARE SURE TO COME, AND EVEN POSSIBLY, FURTHER ACTION; THE FUTURE IS UNCERTAIN.

IT IS SUSPECTED THAT THIS HAS BEEN A MULTI-DAY OPERATION, AND THAT WE HAVE JUST WITNESSED THE FINAL EXECUTION OF THEIR PLAN. NOT MUCH IS KNOWN ABOUT Vortex Intelligence AT THE MOMENT, NOR THEIR CAPABILITIES, BUT THEY ARE DEFINITELY DANGEROUS.

STAY AWAY FROM DISTRICTS NEAR THE BMM BUILDING FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY; I RECOMMEND.

(Situation heavily developing, more to come)

MIKEYYVILLE PD RELEASES TWO SKETCHES OF SUSPECTS(semi-flashing lights warning)

AS I SAID EARLIER,
MIKEYYVILLE PD HAS REALEASED SKETCHES OF TWO OF THE SUSPECTED, ARMED SUSPECTS.

WARNING, DO NOT APPROACH THESE ROBOTS. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THEY MAY BE ROUGE. OR PERHAPS EVEN EX-MILITARY.

AS WE SPEAK, MPD IS DECIDING TO WORK WITH JET STREAM™ LLC AND JET MIKEYY THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO FORM NEW LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES AND EVEN POSSIBLY A SPECIAL DIVISION, IN ORDER TO PERVENT THIS FROM EVER HAPPENING AGIAN.

(**context ;; Jet Mikeyy is the President of The Union)/(democratic leader of the Middle of Nowhere (Yes That’s It’s Name) ) yes, that’s in it’s name, the part about That being it it’s name. )

CONTEXT ON SUSPECTS

THE FIRST SKETCH SHOWS A SUSPECT NICKNAMED “UNICORN” , BECAUSE OF THE SPIKE ON HIS FORHEAD REPORTED BY WITNESSES.

IT IS ALSO REPORTED THAT THIS WAS THE ONE THAT WAS CARRYING THE BAZOOKA, DO NOT APPROACH THIS INDIVIDUAL IF YOU SPOT THEM, CALL AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

SUSPECT MAY BE AGGRESSIVE, DESPITE BEING RESPONSIBLY POLITE ABOUT ROBBING THE NFN STATION (AND EVEN SAID PLEASE WHILE OBTAINING THE DOUGHNUTS)

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THE SECOND SKETCH SHOWS ANOTHER SUSPECT

THIS ONE IS QUITE DANGEROUS, NOT BECAUSE HE MIGHT HARM YOU BUT HE MIGHT ALSO GET YOU ADDICTED TO NICOTINE, LET ME EXPLAIN;

WITNESSES REPORT SEEING SOME SORT OF “SMOKE SYSTEM” ON HIS NECK, AND EVEN BACK, THIS “SYSTEM” CONSISTS OF MULTIPLE VAPES AND AIR DUCT HOLES, YES. once again let me explain! Your not the only one who thinks this story is bizzare! HE IS KNOWN TO FILL ENTIRE ROOMS WITH AN ABSOLUTELY NAUSEOUS AND DISGUSTING SMELLING SMOKE THAT MAKES EVERYONE IN VICINITY HORRIBLY SICK, AND VICTIMS OF HIS ATTACKS CAN AND WILL SUFFER FROM TERRIBLE HEADACHES AND WITHDRAWALS, EVEN FROM ONE ENCOUNTER WITH HIM.

AUTHORITIES WARN TO NOT APPROACH THIS INDIVIDUAL, BECAUSE THEY ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS, AND ALSO A PUBLIC HEALTH RISK.

A VERY UNIQUE SELF DEFENSE SYSTEM, ONE OF WHICH WE’VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE.

THE SUSPECT HAS BEEN NICKNAMED ; SMOKER.

THAT SAID, Stay away.
MORE SKETCHES TO COME SOON.

IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THESE TWO SUSPECTS, PLEASE CALL YOUR LOCAL EMERGENCY NUMBER. PLEASE AND THANK YOU

want to know more on the situation? Read our last article here: https://sticknodes.com/members/newsnetwork/activity/1897791/

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BREAKING NEWS

THIS JUST IN:

THE NFN STATION HAS JUST BEEN ROBBED. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, ROBBED. LAST NIGHT- 12 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING: 5 ARMED AND DANGEROUS ROBOTS CARRYING MULTIPLE FIREARMS AND A BAZOOKA ENTERED THE MAIN NODEFLOW NETWORK BUILDING, DRESSED IN HIGH END TACTICAL GEAR;

THEY HAD FIVE DEMANDS, NO CAMERAS, NO YELLING, NO POLICE, a box of jelly filled purple doughnuts, AND A BRIEFCASE CONTAINING THE RIGHTS TO NODEFLOW NETWORK, A WELL AS A SEEMINGLY USELESS NOTEBOOK (THAT WAS ALSO INSIDE THE BRIEFCASE)

THEY ALSO STOLE HALF A MILLION IN NFN FUNDS GRANTED BY THE STICKNODIAN GOVERNMENT, OF WHICH WAS IN A SEPARATE -SLIGHTLY MORE VIBRANT- BRIEFCASE ASWELL.

THE SITUATION IS STILL DEVELOPING, AS ALMOST THE ENTIRELY OF MIKEYYVILLE PD IS ON A MANHUNT.

IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT NOT A SINGLE SHOT WAS FIRED (AND NOT A SINGLE OFFICER ALERTED) UNTIL THEIR GETAWAY VEHICLE -A LARGER THAN USUAL BLACK VAN- WAS SPOTTED SPEEDING AWAY FROM THE SCENE OF THE ROBBERY.

IT IS HEAVILY SUSPECTED BY BOTH THE PUBLIC AND POLICE THATBig Music Money© (owned by MusicBot) IS BEHIND THIS ELABORATE HEIST.

HOWEVER, THESE ROBOTS LEFT BEHIND A CRITICAL PIECE OF EVIDENCE: A PARTIALLY EATEN DOUGHNUT. DNA TESTING HAS NO USE HERE DUE TO THEM BEING LITTERAL ROBOTS- BUT THE BITE MARK PROVES ONE THING;

THESE WERE NOT YOUR AVERAGE ROBOTS, AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE EVIDENCE PROVIDED BELOW THE BITE IS VERY UNUSUAL, TRIANGULAR, AND AS SOME WOULD SAY VERY HOSTILE.
THREATENING AND TERRIFYING.

MORE INFORMATION TO COME, AND A POLICE SKETCH FROM EYE WITNESS REPORTS LATER TODAY- AS THE SITUATION CONTINUES TO DEVELOP.

IS THIS THE START OF A RIDICULOUS CHAIN OF EVENTS? OR DO WE HAVE OURSELVES AN INTENSE YET SHORT LIVED SITUATION? MORE ABOUT IT LATER TONIGHT.

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