• Hey look it’s that song about trans robots or something idk

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  • ⚠️THIS POST CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN. PROCEED QITH CAUTION⚠️

    Well guys, I’ve finally completed the story of DBH and got the ending where Conner became a deviant and joined Markus, Jericho invaded Detroit, and Kara and Alice died.

    This means that I’ll probably slowly replace the DBH obsession with something else. It took a while to find a game that I wanted to play to replace DBH, but eventually, I downloaded Hollow Knight. I’ve heard good things about it, and Silksong’s coming out this year, so what better time to play? I’m not sure if I’ll start today, since I’m going to my cousin’s birthday party, but expect some Hollow Knight posts in the future.

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    ‘ Cheese ‘ out now.

    TeoTheDan

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  • Omg, first post!?!?!?!?!
    Fun Fact: Due to the early morning mist, the gunpowder residue, and all the dirt rising up from the gunfight of the previous night, when Ned Kelly walked up to the police for his final stand, they had no idea Ned was wearing a bulletproof armor (since it was his first time using it), and as they fired at the bulletproof, 7ft tall armored beheamoth that some men described as “A figure resembling that of the ghost of Hamlet’s father”, most of them were convinced they were fighting something non-human, with some constables exclaiming “That’s a damn Bunyip!” Or “That aint Ned Kelly, that’s Satan himself!”
    (Also, yes technically this isnt a music video… but the music is in the video, so technically it IS a music video, ill add the original song onto the playlist anyways.)

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  • Whats that? A tasty snack? You don\’t wanna go and eat a snack like that

    Do do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do do, healthy!

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  • ⚠️THIS POST CONTAINS MINOR SPOILERS FOR DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN ⚠️

    Well chat, it’s finally time for the third DBH post. Now, Markus may be my least favorite playable character, but that doesn’t mean he’s bad. He was originally an Android gifted to some rich and famous painter named Carl.

    Carl is old as hell so he needs to use a wheelchair, which is why he needs an Android since he doesn’t exactly have anyone else to help him make food or go to the bathroom.

    But one day, when Carl and Markus got home from a party, they found out that Carl’s drug addicted son, Leo, broke in to steal and sell his paintings. Obviously, Carl was not happy about this, but Leo went on a rant about how Carl loves Markus more than him, ending in him attacking Markus.

    Markus was ordered to not fight back, but you can actually choose to become a deviant and hit Leo, which I did, resulting in Leo hitting his head on Carl’s wheelchair lift, knocking him unconscious.

    The police, who were called by Markus earlier in the mission, then come in, assume that it was Markus and shoot him. A few missions later, you play as him in a junkyard, without your legs, one eye missing, broken audio sensors, and a broken pump regulator.

    You eventually get out by getting parts from decommissioned androids and find a group called Jericho, filled with deviant androids that want freedom from human slavery. Markus tries to help them, and, at least in the ending I got, they send a broadcast to the entire city by breaking into a news tower.

    That’s all I’ve done for now, and if you’ve read this far, play DBH it’s absolute peak³.

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      good piano ambiance

      2025-05-16 00:29:14 UTC 3
  • …im back again :’)

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    • Also the ending of the video is on my bucket list like deadass

      Don’t ask how that would even happen but I think it’s the biggest “screw you” you could ever do. Friggin 7 million dollar rocket GONE cause of one guy, beautiful.

      2025-05-14 17:39:47 UTC 3
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  • Guys, I got the job.

    Finally I am released of my shackles working in hospitality.

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    • Put a tw next time, i almost had a panic attack when i saw the word j*b, this is very insensitive of you Lemon.

      2025-05-14 03:59:05 UTC 10
      • Replying to: Wannabe OutlawPut a tw next time, i almost had a panic attack when i saw t

        Damn almost had to ban him for that

        I’ll let you off with a warning this time, Mr Lemón, don’t let it happen again.

        2025-05-14 17:45:23 UTC 3
  • aaaauuuggggggghhhhhhhh

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  • ⚠️THIS POST CONTAINS MINOR SPOILERS FOR DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN⚠️

    Kara is my second favorite character, her backstory is that she was bought by this drug addicted asshole named Todd, who lost his job to an Android.

    She’s an AX400 model, which is basically an Android maid, designed to do chores around the house and take care of children. Speaking of children, Todd also has a daughter named Alice, although she doesn’t think highly of him because he’s a pretty abusive parent.

    You can actually escape with her in one of the missions. I got the ending where you two escape without getting hurt or fighting Todd, but my brother actually did fight him (dw guys my brother won).

    The best part about her is her basically becoming Alice’s mom after they escape, and I really like the relationship between them (I have Alice on family rn).

    Anyway Markus post coming soon play the game it’s absolute peak².

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  • im an employee at the pentagon! :3

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