They can be real. They can be faker than Sean’s ass. Doesn’t matter as long as it can shake *someone*
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So, my aunty just came home from a date and saw a person. She said “Ate?” (I’m filipino) when she notices that it’s not my sister she got confused. Then when the person reveals their face she ran up stairs and screamed my sister and brother wakes up confused and the end.
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I stubbed my toe while getting shredded cheese in 2 am and i woke up my parents
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there’s a lot going on in this one statement
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Replying to:
I forgot to mention i ran back to my basement room.
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I read this as I stubbed my toe while getting shredded by cheese and woke up my parents.
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I stub my toes all the time so people talking about stubbing their toes makes me just feel like this dude:

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Why go get cheese when you could’ve just eaten your toe?

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Okay ahem
So, this group of kids went up hill around Halloween out of boredom. It was pitch black out so they brought a flashlight. Anyways, the group of kids found an abandoned shack-like house, and joked around about the various painting of men. After a while, they all went to sleep. The next morning, when one kid woke up he found his friend paralyzed. He looked around and realized that there was windows where the painting were







Gigan would still fuck no matter what
You know it
Ayoo 😳 u tryna- … 👉👈
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