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Hello if you want make a battle in this post
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I challenge thee!
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The creator?
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Yes, I must, I must challenge the best so I can learn!
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Ok
THE CREATOR APPEARS
The creator-whomst’d’ve’lu’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’nt’t’re’ing’able’tic’ive’al’nt’ne’m’ll’ble’al’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’ful’ish’ng’mt’ous (traducted: prepare mother fucker)-
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Littleman poses
“Erotic Jojo fanfiction!” (“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals-“)
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(the creator becames confused)
The creator- yes’nt who’mst didin’t (translated: bro that was cringe)
*The creator SUMMONED ???*
See ??? On the NEW post-
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*Punches ??? with brute force*
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???-تحاول أن تتفوق علي ّ الكلبة!? *breaks your hand and feels your rectum with orange juice*
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*Moans and heals hand*
*Gets out Yo-yo Blade*
“Ahaha” (“Ahaha”)
*You feel like your about to have a bad time*
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??? – ماذا بحق الجحيم؟! *shoots a lazer beam of the size of ur mom)
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(that’s pretty small)
*slides under laser*
*attacks multiple times with Yo-yo blade*
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*-5 Mana*
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???-أوتش يسمع أن هذا ليس باردا. *he just said that the blade u r using trastes like milk with beans* ??? USES 🖐️🖕🤜✋👋🤲👈🖐️🤚👇🖕
(a jojo like punch barrage)-
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Falls back. *-20 of 200 hp*
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*Pokes*
*arm stabs*
*-15 mana*
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???-توماماتواماجاتل (you destroyed 1 out of 8 hands of ???)
*??? Used 🅱️ * -500 mana 80000 dmg-
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*divides damage by 1000*
*-80 hp*
*angrily breathing*
*ULTRA FAST SPECIAL PUNCH*
*Fist flies at immense speed, maybe even 50 mph…probably not, but it felt like it*
*-40 mana*
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*misses cuz the probability of this game sucks*
*??? Uses 🖕✋🤚👈🖐️🤜👋👈🖐️🖕👌🤜👋🤚🖐️✋ Again*-
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*absorbs reference power*
*evolves*
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The creator- oh no
???- بيبي بوبو-
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*uses “seduce”*
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*doestn affects ??? Cuz u r fricking ugly”
??? Used MOON LANDING (the MOON stats to fall into the earth)-
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*It would have effected ??? but he has shit taste*
*blocks*
*gets out Battle AX*
*rolls for attack, gets a 15*
*attacks*
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*you destroyed 2 out of 8 hands of ???*
The creator- fuk it THE CREATOR USED Y E E TY E E E T : A move that just yeets the enemie (banishes his enemie from existance)
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*time feels like it has slowed down*
*quickly realize that it is possible to move while time is moving slowly*
*In a surprising Deus Ex Machina, I am able to dodge the attack, but only barely, for after the attack is dodged, time moves at a normal pace*
*adrenaline rush +500 mana*
*the adrenaline rush goes over the mana limit added extra mana to exp. Lvl up! Lvl 11*
*ADRENALINE INDUCED PUNCH!*
*-10 mana (mana usage has been lowered due to adrenaline rush*
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So it’s the same type of Star Platinum.
ORA!
*ORA Barrage*
Instant 50 Damage done by Jotaro Kujo to both the creator and Littleman.-
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*referee sends you into the shadow realm and laughs at your demise like a sadist while I am drink the Capri-Sun*
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*+50 health restored*
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Next you’ll say: “Welcome to the shadow realm Jimbo.” Am I right?
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no, also that’s joseph’s thing.
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Yeah, I’m a walking JoJo reference for this fight.
Coincidentally, Joseph was with Jotaro here.-
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But he died so now he’s actually dead now, like, no more Joseph.
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You sent Jotaro to Avdol, who lost his hands.
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H a h .
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*The creator just standed there the whole time while you two were talking and also it was charging his final Attack*
*The creator used QUADRINGENARUIS NUT*
The universe stats to fade AWAY while in the sky APPEARS dany devito-
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You used NIGERUNDAYO.
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Yo, referee says that’s a red card, you are disqualified and Fire Sword ran away so i win.
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I dont fails on that logic
*THE CREATOR DIES WITH THE MOST PAINFULL AND BLOODY SCREAM EVER MADE*-
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*because that comment made me think about it, I get out a boombox and play “Bloody Stream”*
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*grabs your exp orbs*
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I’m horny , don’t stop
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*Grabs your meaty…thigh…*
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*The creator actually cannot die* The creator- hey what are you doing no-. The CREATOR- DUDE WATH THE F***
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The creator used CRUSADE. Now there is a CRUSADE Incoming to you both.
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*stops rubbing Gigan’s T H I C C thighs*
Uh…I-It’s not what it looks like…?
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Exactly.
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*THE CRUSADE ARRIVED* THE CRUSADE- TIME TO KILL SOME PEOPLE WITH RELIGOUS INTENT
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*Holds on tighter and attacks left thigh*
*Tells gigan that you and the crusade attacked him in the left thigh*
*He too big, so he didn’t know I attacked with Yo-Yo Blade*
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honestly surprised no middle finger