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FNAF 1.
Pizzeria owner : Hey, what if we gave the pizzeria animatronics?
Worker : Shit you right man
FNAF 2:
Pizzeria owner : Hey, let’s make em look more child friendly
Worker: Uh, ok.
FNAF 3
Pizzeria owner : Hey people seem to be scared of the animatronics, why don’t we take advantage of that and build a horror attraction?
Worker : Holy shi-
FNAF 4
Nightmare Freddy : Hey kid we outta ore-
Kid : AAAAAAAAA-
Sister Location
Pizzeria Owner : split the masks
Worker : wha-
Pizzeria Owner : Split. The. Masks.
Pizzeria Simulator
Freddy Fazbear CEO : Hey let’s give this inexperienced dude a resteraunt
Unimportant pizzeria owner : Shit you right man


I mean, it DO be like that, sometimes.
It do, tho.
i’m reading this in his voice
HOW.
It’s called
“H e a d
v o i c e “
I still can’t do it
*battle music starts*
Something’s up, you don’t have a completely customizable head voice?
True