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DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno)
2019-02-25 01:04:49 UTC I wish I had superpowers
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DatSpeedyBoi (TheAlmightyHighno) 2019-02-25 01:04:49 UTC
I wish I had superpowers
Wish granted, you get the power to be normal.
That superpower sounds great
Granted
You get the power to shrink
Exept you can’t control it so you shrink until your mass collapses in on itself and makes a black hole killing you and everything in your solar system
Well Atleast it’s a power
But your dead so you never got to use it properly
Oh well at least I made it on the news for “man who destroyed the whole solar system”
who’s going to be alive to do the news huh?
Aliens
Granted.
You have the power of immortality, but nobody perceives you as existing and they all ignore your attempts of communication.
You cannot make physical contact with anything as well, everything passes through you.
SOME OF A B**CH
Well Atleast I have peace now
SO TAKE THAT YOU F***ING GENIE
except all you can do is spectate
you can watch people play a game but you can never play it
But I can still just lay down and rest… Even if I can’t sleep I can just think about stuff…. And just relax… And if I want I can watch other people f**k their lives up
SO YEAH
life will be much more boring so there’s that
you’ll have ideas but you wont be able to make them come true
you’ll wish have suggestions that will never be heard
your friends and family will wonder where you have gone
you will watch them die aswell.
Ain’t that fun?
Atleast in the end I can get over it and have peace
damn you glass half full guys
you suddenly come back to the world in an alley and get gangbangedYES I WIN!!! You had to resort to drastic measures and ended up changing my wish so I win I have done it
ok you have the power of being morbidly obese
Atleast I can eat and feel good
“at least”
my job here is done
Oh well aren’t you just the jack-ass
WELL… I can eat and feel good so that’s good
my job is done
OHNODON’TYOU-
*you disappear into thin air to be a doush to another wisher*
DAMMIT!!!