Ruin a wish
Hi there! Welcome to Ruin a wish!
I am a genie that grants you one wish! But there will likely be a draw back to your wish, so wish carefully!
RevalYT now has a PhD and is also officially a genie
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Broooooo
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TheAlmightyHighno joined the group
Ruin a wish 4 years, 7 months ago -
we need to revive this.
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I wish for a stand, any stand…
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congratulations you just got Notorious B.I.G
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Replying to:Ngl I thought it was actually the rapper and that stand was just a meme
2020-07-21 12:08:35 UTC
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I wish for Stick Nodes Pc
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Wish granted. You get sticknodes pc, but then your computer breaks, and you had the only version of it-
2020-01-28 18:13:24 UTC -
Granted, it’s defective and the demon shows up every time you open it and takes away a single animation file.
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Granted, unfortunately the person who made it wasn’t Ralph himself but actually a hacker and that hacker also added a virus taking not only all your data, but all you and your relatives bank accounts cash and saying that you took it. Which takes effect immediately after you get the pc version… You are now hated by all of your relatives. But hey, at least you got pc version, even though you didn’t get to play it :3
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My first wish is to have a real genie all to myself that is invincible, intangible (depending on what form he/she chooses), always and actually nice to me and me only, won’t try to kill me, won’t try to trick me, and can give me infinite wishes for an infinite amount of time.
The genie is also alive for a infinite amount of time and will always save me from danger. The genie would live inside a lamp I got when my father found it inside one of our old ancestral houses in India that I also inherited from my father’s side.
He also managed to give it to me with full glee before he died. The house was also magically invincible, can’t be blocked from nor the inside nor the outside, and the lamp itself will kill anyone else that grabs it besides me and my father.
The lamp is also invincible and the hole can’t be blocked on it’s hole, plus the genie can be intangible anyway. It will also only listen to my commands
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My favourite wish is to make the world spin the opposite direction every 5 days.
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Your wish was too long and I didn’t read it all, sorry ;(
The lamp appeared in the ocean. Fetch it dog.-
Replying to:But my father already managed to give it to me, fetch me another reply dog shite (no offense, it’s just that you called me a dog)
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Granted. Unfortunately your genie is retarded and accidentally made an random wish on itself… Which dissolved it into nothing, completely un-existence, not a spirit, not a ghost. Not even existing
Your welcome
2020-01-28 21:39:38 UTC-
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But you didn’t really say that my genie didn’t get to give me any wishes and so I’ve just used my first wish to be able to time travel (which is always my first wish if I do get to have it)
You also didn’t say how many wishes he would’ve given me before killing itself so I could theoretically also wish for him to become a god, not able to kill itself, full happy for me being it’s master, and listening to my every whim
Your welcome
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Ah yes you I didn’t say that, but I DID say that your genie was retarded, you said that it was nice and wouldn’t trick you… But it’s retarded, sure it meant good intentions and didn’t mean to trick you, but again it’s retarded and doesn’t even know how to control it’s powers because it takes years of work (trust me, an verified genie) so it gave you the power to time travel… But you had to travel five hundred years back or forward every time
And a person with the power of a god can still kill himself…
But again… Your genie is retarded so theoretically it did something totally different from making itself a god, a frog… It misheard you and then the frog made that random wish
Your Welcome
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Key word’s theoretically mate, so it could have also theoretically wished itself to become smart, checkmate. Plus I could still probably find the genie’s parents or makers or something if I did go back 500 years into the past that are the same except they actually have some intellect
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Oh dang you right… I lost….. I lost……… You won….. You outpizzad the hut
Nice
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BUT WAIT
You never specified where you go when you went back in time
You’re in space…
And the genie didn’t know how to use it’s powers remember… It was a random wish…
I feel like I’m running out of ideas
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Replying to:I use one of my wishes to make him unable to be ruined
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Don’t celebrate too fast mate:
I just said I COULD travel back in time, I also never said I ALREADY used my power if it did already give me time travel powers.
ChEcKmAtE
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Okay, you can travel back in time… But you were only able to do it without any gear
So you just went faster than the speed of light dissolving your entire body into nothing but leftover atoms
cHeCkMaTe
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Still didn’t say I did, plus it’s not really certain that it will happen, probably only a 50/50 chance. And also because you didn’t say I would always die if I used the time travel it gave me
Remember, my genie might be a retard now, but it can still deliver half of the time.
Your welcome, can you just let me win now? We’re kind of just going around in circles and I kinda want to win another argument in the internet since last December.
No backies either
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*sigh* FIiIiIiIinE you win… It was a good run
2020-01-30 09:12:01 UTC-
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Ye, you did good, but not good enough I’m afraid
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Alright, since I made my first wish, i’m going to make another wish:
I wish I had killer queen as My stand-
Granted!
It’s the AU version-
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Jojolion kq?
Explosion bubble that can be seen and is useless-
Replying to:First of all, jojolion KQ
May have nerfed, but he is still quite far from the worst stand. I mean, notorious B.I.G can only activate if you die!-
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But notorious b.i.g when active is a bit op
2020-01-27 22:27:12 UTC-
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Yeah, but all the way up until they threw him in the ocean.
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Where he has sank over hundreds of ships
2020-01-28 00:04:10 UTC-
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Well yeah, but he never really served his intended purpose.
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Because you cannot control the uncontrollable
2020-01-28 02:23:43 UTC
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I wish I had Sticknodes Pro
So what I’m saying is I wish I had $2.99…
And the money isn’t fake or corrupted in anyway, as well as Sticknodes Pro being a permanent download
(Loopholes closed)
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Granted!
The money disappears because you never specified how long the MONEY stays.2020-01-27 19:53:08 UTC-
Replying to:This is a good one.
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Granted!
You get it in cash, however, you can’t transfer it to a card of any kind because of technical difficulties. You are now forced to spend it on a drink or something.-
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He meets ralph irl and pays him for it
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IMPOSSIBLE
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I wish you would give me exactly what I want.
I wish you would pull no tricks.
I wish for 25,000,000 USD in the form of 20$ bills-
Wish granted. You get $25,000,000. But it turns out that they were all misprinted. Tragic-
2020-01-27 18:02:27 UTC-
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i would have went with the fact they had to come from somewhere so now there is massive wee-woo presence outside his house
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Replying to:What about the “I wish you would pull no tricks.”?
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It’s not a trick. It was an error in the printing.
2020-01-27 19:31:19 UTC-
Replying to:You have a point there
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Granted! Unfortunately you never specified the how much the dollar bills should have weighed… Or where the money should be placed
It’s not trickery, you just weren’t specific
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Hey guys. You can have whatever you want. Just ask-
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I want you to delete anime
2020-01-27 15:52:58 UTC-
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Alright wish granted. Anime is deleted but manga still exists. 😔
2020-01-27 15:54:32 UTC-
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nice
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Most of those continue past the anime, so I’m cool with it
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Give me Half life 3
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I have a wish
I wish i had 100 wishes.
I wish i could use one now
I wish i was a genie
I wish it was completely fine
I wish to not get paid-
Granted, you have 100 wishes.
Granted, you may use 1.
Granted, you are a genie. But the kind stuck in a lamp.
Granted, it’s completely free to be trapped for eternity unless they pull an Aladdin.
Granted, you’re not paid.-
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Also, genies cannot wish for themselves.
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I use my genie powers to be able to grant myself wishes.
I wish i was free and worked for this organization-
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I wish that i lost the power to grant myself wishes after i get exactly what i need
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Replying to:Hahah, you fool!
You have put yourself in a “catch-22 situation!” (google it)
The only way out is to have someone pull an “Aladdin” (as Reval put it) and wishes for you to be able to wish for yourself!
And that will probably never happen, haha!-
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Can you please do it for me? I will wish for you to have as many as you want
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And i wont ruin them
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okay, *rubs lamp*
Me wish for u to have the ability to wish-
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😀
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I wish i was free and had infinite wishes
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Epic
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Your wish is granted
You are E P I C-
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That cool.
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I wish for four wishes, so now I have three.
I wish you would give me exactly I want on my final wish.
I wish you would give exactly what I say on my final wish.
I wish for Super-Speed.-
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Immediately once you run, you catch on fire from the friction and burn to death.2019-12-29 22:28:17 UTC-
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+he wouldn’t be able to breath because the oxygen couldn’t get in his lungs on time.
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Thats if I run too long.
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He said immediatly.
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Replying to:Things to account for:
-Air particles can not move out of the way fast enough
-No oxygen
-Friction from air resistance
-Calorie intake would burn out instantly
And i’m sure there are other reasons out there.
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Yeah so superspeed is super unrealistic
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I want to get executed by a firing squad
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They have bubbleguns
2019-12-29 22:21:03 UTC-
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2019-12-30 01:25:45 UTC
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Granted. The firing squad uses nerf guns. Your death is very, very, very, very, very, very slow.
2019-12-29 22:28:52 UTC-
Replying to:o h g o d
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It’s the lawbringer so its the weakest nerf gun so it’s eternal pain.
And the darts look like this
?auto=webp&frame=1&width=3202019-12-29 23:50:39 UTC-
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That would kill him pretty fast if the darts are aimed right, either from rupturing an important organ or from blood loss
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They’re shooting his calves, and they’re small so no bleeding just pain
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that- that’s not how it works
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Replying to:Dam y’all really want me to die
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lmao
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I wish I had a resteraunt with animatronics in it.
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Granted, but it’s chucky cheese
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Replying to:Atleast I get a friendly mouse to star the show.
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It’s this one
https://images.app.goo.gl/eCuT221JuxWZ4T7U6-
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And the ball pits have 80% crap
And 90% piss-
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1: he’s still perfect
2: these kids have to learn how to potty.-
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Then its this one
https://images.app.goo.gl/bY38psSxcsNrxehj9-
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If that would be someone in a suit, I’d fire him for making children upset due to “the costume’s design”
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You made it and he’s the only one you can afford
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Guess I’ll throw the suit in the fire.
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It is sewn to his skin
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Granted.
Turn outs, FNAF’s a big influence. You’re sued out of millions of dollars because of an ‘accident’.2019-12-29 22:03:44 UTC-
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Let me guess, it’s because of the bite of 87?
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Y e p .
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I wish that I wasn’t a virgin
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Granted.
All the girls are crazy for you. There’s a large group of Yanderes in the group. Lots of people die for your love.
You never specified if people love you.2019-12-29 18:56:39 UTC-
Replying to:you’re supposed to ruin it
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That does ruin the wish. Lots of people die for him
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Literally
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But I’m not a virgiiiiin
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You never specified if people love u tho, sooo
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But I didn’t want people to love me I wanted to be un-virgined soooooo
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*sean kicks in your door*
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Oh god.
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Children don’t look
2019-12-29 21:45:20 UTC-
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Child: What’s happening!
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NoOooOOooOoOooooOoOoO!!!
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