yeah i know
i’ve seen budd dwyer commit suicide uncensored many times already

pretty sure i included the philippines and mongolia

and i didn’t include the rest because they weren’t sovereign states or significant puppet/independent regimes

and
croatia
bulgaria
romania
slovakia
norway
denmark
poland
lithuania
latvia
estonia
finland
japan
china (wang jingwei, chiang kai shek and mao zedong)
philippines
azad hind
belgium
netherlands
iran
iraq
saudi arabia
ethiopia
mongolia
thailand

the really insignificant ones nobody remembers

there’s a clear difference between an aborted fetus and a toddler

pathetic

my kiwi bird has a massive arsenal of dead memes from ifunny and 9gag that can kill all non-kiwis in a 26,000ly radius and can penetrate all no u and t pose shields

insert overused meme

that’s alright

as long as those who oppose the kiwi master race will suffer a painful death

but enough to have your family and relatives murdered through the avian flu

you’re speaking of the inferior, mortal kiwi species

this almighty, divine kiwi bird is an eternal and omnipotent being, far stronger than the black-green winged klansman and his scythe-wielding nemesis. it has mastered all the unoriginal and overused elements and has the will to reignite the “truth” in your mind, cleansing you of evil and leftism in favor of national socialism and essentially having your allegiance turned to adolf hitler and the eternal kiwi bird

insert more severely overpowered abilities with subliminal anti-leftist and national socialist undertones

are you underestimating the power of the almighty, divine, omnipotent kiwi bird?

don’t you dare attempt to destroy the thousand year voting streak