• Replying to comment by: Mr. StewmanOkay the smeg meme is oficially fucking gay.

    Into the blender you go for insulting our cult

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  • I tried to comment on my post but site decided to “ey wassup ima load more on the bottom where you can’t even see” and moved my screen just enough to move delete button up just enough to exist at the place of “comment” at the moment of me clicking.

    Mfw thinking why comment box isn’t popping up, seeing delete button pressed and post permanently disappearing 2 seconds later

    Ps sry @thatguy-2
    Pps @Ralph fix when

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    • Also add “random stickfigure” in page redesign for wackiness fun in animation challenges lol

      2020-03-10 10:34:08 UTC 1
      • Replying to: arcionekAlso add "random stickfigure" in page redesign for wackine

        someone else suggested that

        probs will for lols

        2020-03-10 15:10:22 UTC 0
    • yeah its big dumb

      when I update this plugin I bet it’s gonna be different/fixed

      won’t do that with initial redesign though but second phase

      2020-03-10 15:10:47 UTC 0
  • Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)you're probs away in sleep land but bc you're admin you ca

    The more I think about it the more my dark blue pants change hue by -193

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  • Replying to comment by: ๐Ÿฅ€sแด›ษชแด„แด‹ แดแด€ษดษชแด€แด„๐Ÿฅ€@ralph can you explain this?
    21667_0-32239000-

    looks like entire filebase got snapped. Maybe it’s being changed location and site will get update. Or smth really damn broke.

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  • Replying to comment by: Goosewhat if they blended SCP-500?

    It would be request denied

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  • ngl @tomzonia and @radon21 should switch pfp’s so that way Mod/Admin section on this group would look correct.

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  • Replying to comment by: ๐Ÿฅ€sแด›ษชแด„แด‹ แดแด€ษดษชแด€แด„๐Ÿฅ€... You are supposed to make the RHG look like itโ€™s FALLING,

    I like how I randomly made a meme and not even 20 hours later people made a correct and wrong format rules on it.

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  • Replying to comment by: GooseFor mine I was planning that, for whatever gets blended in a

    Rip. Kinda tame tho ngl.
    Also I need suggestions for experiments that could have been done/suggested about this SCP lol.

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  • Work in progress of my SCP wiki, will edit in on the go.
    Object #: SCP-5404
    Object Class: Euclid
    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5404 is to be kept on a large 1×1 meter wooden table in a locked, sporadically monitored room. The wall, obscuring vision must be placed facing the exit doors to prevent unintended triggers of SCP-5404 abilities. All individuals entering SCP-5404 must be blindfolded, with cameras and headset transmitters attached to their head. Two Class D Personnel are assigned to put SCP-5404 in the center of the table if it is reported to have moved away from 70cm radius.

    Description: SCP-5404 is a ostensibly standard kitchenware blender. It is an exact replica of Sโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ BLF01BLUS, including the company branding, label information and packaging SCP-5404 originated from. Despite high voltage use and apparent electrical cord it is able to function without any external power sources. No apparent relocation mechanism have been noted.

    Individuals who directly observe SCP-5404 gain obsessive urge to take away their life by being blended by the motorized utensil. Whilst the personnel is under the trance, SCP-5404 automatically powers on with blade recorded to be moving at 40000 revolutions per minute. Anyone who wasn’t subjugated away from the source of hypnosis will “enter” the blender, being instantly shredded and liquidated during the process. When SCP-5404 is out of sight, any liquids on interior and exterior will disappear. Location of deposited fluids is yet unknown. It is theorized that the liquid is stored into hidden compartment, hypothesis yet to be confirmed. (See Addendum 5404-1)

    SCP-5404 has the ability to change it’s location when it is out of sight. Averaged to move at a speed of 2cm/h, it is undetermined how it is done so. Any living creatures directly terminated by the liquidizer will put SCP-5404 to “rest phase”, resulting in lack of any abnormal translocation. However, during this phase blender is still capable of alluring and neutralizing victims. It has been estimated that around eight hundred (800) cubic centimeters of organic liquid settles SCP-5404 movement activity for an hour. No limit had been recorded and the “rest phase” may be stacked indefinitely. (See Addendum 5404-2)

    Addendum 1: SCP-5404
    An experiment to open SCP-5404 was initiated, three D Class Personnel were tasked to break apart and analyse internal components of SCP-5404. During removal of last screw located on the base all entities in the room were attacked the blender. Upon finishing experiment two new D Class Personnel were tasked with retrieving SCP-5404 from the corner and putting it back in monitored zone.

    Addendum 2: SCP-5404
    Operation to find an expendable source of sustainment for SCP-5404’s prolongated “rest phase” was made. Two D Class Personnel were assigned to dispose various objects into the blender, exiting the room and tasked to resume the experiment when SCP-5404 has been reported translocating.
    Item 1 – Water: No changes. Object dematerialized.
    Item 2 – Cow blood: No changes. Object dematerialized.
    Item 3 – 3 living mice: SCP-5404 immobile for 26 minutes.
    Item 4 – 3 dead mice: No changes. Object dematerialized.
    Item 5 – 1 cup plain unsweetened almond milk, 1/2 cup plain full fat Greek yogurt, 1 scoop vanilla protein powder, 1 frozen banana, 1/8 tsp ground cinnamon: No changes. Object dematerialized.
    Item 6 – 3 unaware unprotected Class D Personnel: SCP-5404 immobile for 226 hours and 38 minutes. No limit had been noted. Class D personnel were set as best expendable source.

    Putting SCP-5404 into “rest phase” was deemed as optional. As maintenance procedures of SCP-5404 are much less resource consuming.

    Addendum 3: SCP-5404
    Object was put in a locked 40x40x40cm with 10cm thick wall titanium container. SCP-5404 was found outside with container broken down 5 hour 22 minutes later, having interior of the box being significantly scratched off and full of ditches, recording walls being thinner by at least 8.7cm. Researchers found keeping SCP-5404 enclosed not effective, as 10cm titanium wall only delayed it’s movement by rough estimate of 20 minutes.

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    • For mine I was planning that, for whatever gets blended in a meme, actually gets blended in real life.

      2020-03-09 17:07:31 UTC 0
      • Replying to: GooseFor mine I was planning that, for whatever gets blended in a

        Rip. Kinda tame tho ngl.
        Also I need suggestions for experiments that could have been done/suggested about this SCP lol.

        2020-03-09 17:12:07 UTC 1
    • โ€œ Individuals who directly observe SCP-5404 gain obsessive urge to take away their life by being blended by the motorized utensil. โ€ part needs some rephrasing or something

      2020-03-09 20:51:20 UTC 1
      • Replying to: Stanโ€œ Individuals who directly observe SCP-5404 gain obsessive u

        I wish but there’s no way to gracefully describe it lmao

        2020-03-10 09:36:06 UTC 0
  • Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)HAHA OBAMA

    Lmfao

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  • Replying to comment by: SmileGuyI leave sticknodes for 2 days and now everybody is talking a

    This took less than 20h so that’s even better

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  • Replying to comment by: ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‚ThoughtsOfHalloween๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŽƒI have a few camo/joke scene ideas for StickNodes: Endgame.

    I lol at Jim mostly

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  • Replying to comment by: arcionekWait till a fully fleshed scp page comes so you can use it a

    Or you could submit it now and I’d edit it in once it’s made if you wish so lol

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  • Replying to comment by: badparticipationUpdate 1 for Stick Nodes SMEG
    13731_0-98631000

    Wait till a fully fleshed scp page comes so you can use it as stick description lmao

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  • Replying to comment by: RefrigeratorWhere the hell did this blender meme come from

    From my post lol

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