Replying to:Ralph (Developer)I need a projector that shoots this up the wall of my house
I just imagine kids approaching Ralph’s house. Then suddenly all lights shut off. The menancing signs get projected around the house, shaking. The smoke comes out from the doors as it slowly opens. A white light is being casted from the inside… And at the doorway, we see Ralph dressed as Dio doing the back turned pose.
-_-
lol wth
Oh, you’re approaching me?
I cannot pet the shit out of you without getting closer.
Well, then come as close as you like.

*rapidly patting the good boy using the stando*
I need a projector that shoots this up the wall of my house on Halloween
I just imagine kids approaching Ralph’s house. Then suddenly all lights shut off. The menancing signs get projected around the house, shaking. The smoke comes out from the doors as it slowly opens. A white light is being casted from the inside… And at the doorway, we see Ralph dressed as Dio doing the back turned pose.

-but then he’s naked
lol
if it was a dog and a falcon then I’d be shitting myself
all i can see is ova polnareff and iggy