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Birds Of Prey: Third Meeting
Location: [UNKNOWN]
Time: [8:48 PM]
Important Information: [Only The Birds Of Prey Know This Meeting Happened]Dux: Sorry for calling you here so early, I just wanted to say something. We’re not gonna assassinate (INSERT WHO HAS THE MOST POWER AND THE NEW KARKOVIKA FEDEREATION HERE).
Abite: Why?
Dux: It’s stupid. Haven’t you seen the headlines of all the wannabe gangs and pirates doing things they didn’t have the experience and equipment for?
Francotirador: Isn’t that what we were doing?
Dux: Yes, but it was because he didn’t help any 3rd world countries like ours.
Proditor: Oh right, I just remembered! Supplies are gonna get delayed again, and I don’t know when they’re gonna come. The New Karkovika Federation are upping their security in their hyperspace lanes for some reason, so I’m going to try and find a new one.
Dux: Exactly why we shouldn’t do this. Now, this meeting is over, goodbye everyone.
END
@chrisshark remember that you don’t know we’re not gonna assassinate someone from the NKF.



I like the implications of “for some reason”, it keeps the story from breaking the 4th wall.
Death: Enter the name of the person you want to kill in this contract.
What?
I think he’s saying if you add the name you’re dead.