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    Colloocciferhalloween-2022-winnerchristmas-2022-winneruc-winner-lvl3featured-lvl3pro-nodersubscriber 2021-02-05 17:52:09 UTC

    Bob: Tom..
    Tom: Yes?
    Bob: C’mon pack your stuff.
    Tom: For what?
    Bob: There’s a big whirl in the sky.
    Tom: What do you mean?
    Bob: Don’t go outside.
    Tom: Okay lemme see.
    Bob: wait-

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    Bob: Hey tom.
    Tom: yeah?
    Bob: such bizarre weather.
    Tom: I know, it looks like a “tsunami” in the sky!
    Bob: That too.
    Tom: What do you mean?
    Bob: a big ass cloud in the sky that looks like an eye in the sky is staring down at us, weird weather.
    Tom: Oh lemme see.
    Bob: wait-

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    Bob: That was a good sleep Tom.
    Tom: Yes, very good.
    Bob: I checked the weather.
    Tom: What’d it say?
    Bob: It says check the weather and evacuate.
    Tom: Why do we have to evacuate?
    Bob: It also says don’t ask why we have to evacuate.
    Tom: What?
    Bob: What is a new offense to the law aswell.
    Tom: ..
    Bob: Your confusion is against the law, you are offensive. If you continue im going to have to report you and you will be executed by dismemberment, burning of the organs, cleansing of the body and head on a spike.
    Bob: anyways, the big ass cloud is still in the sky.
    Tom: Oh lemme see.
    Bob: Wai-

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