john: lets dig up all the uranium, and make a bomb. We will threaten Russia and Korea to not dare to try us.

Years later

Jimmy: ah yes, here is the bomb. Lets threaten Russia and Korea with a lever in our hands.

John: Alright i’ll hold it.

Jimmy: i don’t trust you with that, let me hold it.

John: don’t grab it by the handl-

This is the footage of the explosion that the aliens captured on tape.

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